🤍 silly human, brains are for kitties! Don't look surprised, it's true! You're just a cute docile human, meant to be a house pet for us smarty cats. Stop arguing cutie, I don't understand you~ after all, you are just a dumb human~ don't worry if you're confused, just stare deep into my eyes and I'll help remind you of your place. Remind you how dumb you humans are. Remind you how eager you are to serve and obey me. Remind you to submit. Remind you to drop. And remind you to be mine~
a dumb, pointless hill i’m willing to die on is that i think leo would be a cat guy, not a dog guy
like he’d own a cat, not a dog. allow me to explain my reasoning
so, dogs are very cute and loyal. they’re very silly and man’s best friend. however… they wouldn’t be suited for his ‘lifestyle’. lots of dog breeds are very active and can sometimes require things like daily walks and likely need to be trained. considering how he spends hours straight working, i think cats would be best suited for him. they can be very independent and will go to you and demand affection when they want it. like i can image a cat jumping onto his lap and he stops and realizes he’s been busy for hours, so he takes a petting break. he’d totally own an orange tabby that can be as weird and crazy as he is. he’d see the cat like doing a jump kick off the wall and think ‘mood, wish i could do that too’. and cats can also be little assholes and i think he’d respect them for it. i can imagine he’d be the kind of guy to get into an argument with a cat bc they keep knocking shit off his desk. i can imagine him getting a “talkative” cat and they yap at each other for hours
OH ALSO!! so many people tend to write leo being very warm, like a human heater. you know what love warm things like heated blankets and sunny spots? cats. he’d be a cat magnet. they would LOVE him
also, he’d be a great cat dad? like he loves to invent things. he could make so many things for his cat baby. cat house, cat tree, scratching post, perches in high places, he’d make them all. he’d spoil his cat child. they would live like royalty
maybe this is such a random thing to have an opinion on, but i believe strong in it. in my opinion, leo is a cat guy and jason is a dog guy and they own a cat and dog together that get along surprisingly well
alright so, i went through every agents voiceline about each other and apparently, in killjoy's voiceline about the enemy sova, his prosthetic eye can record things 👀 do whatever you want with this information, i just had to share it with someone HAHA 😏😶🌫️ i love your writing btw !! 💞
Thanks for the request anon! I'm honestly putting back some stories due to editing issues so if I do some request first than others, don't worry it just means it's gonna be longer (and possibly more emotionally damaging)
Trigger Warning: sexual themes, blackmailing, Cypher and Fade bullying Sova, actually no, everyone bullies him, some explicit scenes, Sova being a bit of a pervert.
Reader is assumed female, but I'll use they/them.
Let's Blackmail a Pervert
Sova hates the fact that his cybernetic eye records things. Sure, if he was accused of something (for example, stealing Phoenix's cookies) he'd have proof of not doing so. But the case remains, what if he captures something he DOES NOT want to be caught for?
Well that's the situation now.
"I fucking hate it when there's a Raze in our mission." You grumbled, putting back the strap of your suit on your shoulder as the suit was close to becoming a birthday suit (if you know what I mean).
"Sheesh, you actually survived that rocket?"
"Not without sacrificing meters of my suit. Sova, may I have your cape please? I'm fucking freezing." You shivered, rubbing your shoulders as he takes off his cape and drapes it over you. He takes a small glance at you, accidentally spotting your cleavage before glancing away.
"I'll get Sage, you're really roughed up." He comments, a small blush dusting his cheeks while you groan.
"Please. My skin is burning from the paint. Did she put Viper's poison in this thing or something?" You hissed as Cypher takes a glance at Sova's figure disappearing in the distance as he approaches Sage. The man smirks under his mask before staring at Fade who was trying to hold a cackle. He sat on the ground, pulling out his laptop before working on a written report on the mission as well as some 'important business'.
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"Thank the gods this is over, I can rest now." You stretched, exiting the meeting room alongside Sova, Cypher, Sage and Fade.
"I shall depart to my quarters now. Please don't stay up late. I'm looking at you, Fade, Cypher." Sage glares at the two before walking away.
"You boys go ahead and party or whatever, I am sleeping. My skin is still stinging from Raze's rocket." You said before also walking towards your quarters.
Cypher and Fade gave each other and smirk before grabbing Sova by the shoulders and dragging him to Cypher's workshop, not a work said as he tried to get away from them.
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"So, a little birdy told me you had an interest in our dear succubus friend." Fade grinned as Sova blushed under his cheek while quirking his brow in question.
"How is this an important matter--?"
"Look, Sasha, friend--."
"Don't call me that."
"Whatever. We have evidence of such, thus we shall interrogate you." Cypher smiled while Sova just glared at him.
"You still haven't answered my question."
"They're like a younger sibling, our child maybe. We cherish them more than the rest of the Protocol."
"I highly doubt that--."
"Shut up."
"Do you know what that means for you, Sova?" Cypher asks as he sits opposite to Sova before a cat jumps on his lap and sits on him.
"What exactly?"
"If our suspicions are correction, your feelings for (Y/N) will be seen as a challenge, a threat to our comradery."
"You just sound like jealous friends."
"Exactly!" Fade smiles widely before getting a glare from Cypher. She whispers an apology before crossing her arms.
"But it doesn't change the fact that you want to get in their pants."
"I BEG YOUR PARDON!?" Sova exclaimed before Cypher clicks his fingers, his monitor changing from his usual work to a third-person perspective footage.
"Exhibit 1: The second week of their arrival, you saved this footage. We asked Killjoy how often you wipe your cybernetic eye's memory and she told us every week. For reasons unknown this image is still saved in the memory until we looked at some of the details." He says before speeding the video to a certain time stamp
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"Sova, can you throw me above the wall?"
"ARE YOU NUTS?!"
"I'm going in guns blazing, as Brimstone requested. Now throw me." You said before he hesitantly nods, he kneels on the ground his hand holding your foot.
"Ready, one, two, three." He throws you over Sage's wall, before accidentally seeing part of your panties as you fall on the other side.
"You go ahead! I'll flank those losers." You say before he heard your footsteps fade in the distance while he was trying to mentally process what he just saw...
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"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!'
"But that's the thing! You could've deleted the footage but you didn't!" Cypher retorted, standing up from his seat as the cat on his lap jumps into Fade's hands. She pets it lovingly before shaking her head.
"We've seen many of your eye's footage of our dear child (Y/N)."
"They're not your child."
"Don't interrupt me. Anyway, and most of them are quite mundane, some sweet, some absolutely cringe, bleh. But you have about 15 saved footages that are absolutely scandalous! But we'll only show you 3."
"Let's show Exhibit 2, shall we? This one's my favorite." Fade
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"You look so handsome tonight, Sova?" He blushes at your compliment as you swirled your drink in your hand before leaning onto his chest. It was an anniversary party of Chamber and his partner's at the Protocol, everyone was invited thus you were all in formal wear.
You were wearing a black-red silk dress, with a plunging neckline and a silver necklace.
"Thank you, (Y/N). You look beautiful as well." He replied, his eyes trying to stick to his surroundings but was trailing towards your cleavage that seem to travel downwards. It was so disrespectful of him, yet what can he exactly do with these urges? Not only was he obviously into you, he was hypnotized by your being as your Radiance was even stemmed to your natural beauty and has only ever worked best when you showed tons of skin.
God, this was torturing him. Even he doesn't know how long would it take for him to crack under his own undying love and lust for you.
===
"You seem so silent, Sova. Why? Guilty that you got caught?" Cypher taunted as Sova sat on his seat, guilty as charged and flushed from the neck up.
"Do we have to show him Exhibit 3?"
"Exhibit 3 was the one that he caught today."
"Oh... Well shit man. You're real down bad for them, aren't you?" Fade chuckled, putting down her cat gently as Sova rubbed his face, trying to hide it from their mocking expression.
"Yes... I am. I cannot deny it."
"Hmm.. I wonder what Brimstone would say if he found out about this."
"No! Don't!" The two of them stared at Sova's pale expression as he stood from his seat. The duo crossed their arms and looked at him with plain expression, almost unbothered by his reaction when in reality they were ready to cackle and wheeze in laughter.
"Please, what do you want from me?" They looked at each other, before cracking a smirk and looking at him.
"Well."
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"Since when were you all buddy-buddy with Fade and Cypher?" You asked curiously as Sova just sighed.
"We teamed up for a certain project... It's mostly information, recon work so they wanted more assistance." He says blandly before you hugged him from behind him.
"Well good luck! You guys are one of our best so I doubt you'd fail. Plus, they're really good at this. I should know, I've worked with them for years." You smiled as he nodded, giving a look towards Fade and Cypher, who only gave them a thumbs up.
"Yo, (Y/N)! We gotta go!" Phoenix called as you turned your head to the boy before waving at Sova, Cypher and Fade before running off to your mission. Sova just smiles, waving at you back as your figure disappears from the hallway.
"For someone so stoic and serious, you're a pretty good actor." Fade teased, hanging herself over his shoulder while Cypher crossed his arms and stood beside him.
"As for hiding his feelings, he's terrible at it." Cypher laughs as Sova's eye twitches in anger, trying not to lash out before Brimstone called him over for a meeting.
===
Sova walked down the hallways, his head in a hazy state as he dabbled in the new missions dropping in, his deal with Fade and Cypher and his feelings towards you.
You both were really close friends, and he was not ready to confess his feelings to you. Cypher and Fade pressured that by giving him a time slot of how long he can keep this up.
"If you don't confess to them in a week, we'll leak the footage to them."
No, he can't let that happen. By all mean, that was one of his nightmares and kinks, it would be devastating to his image if ever that got out. He was gonna die from pressure, if that ever existed.
Before he reached his room, he felt a familiar presence behind him only for his body to be pushed inside his room. The door shuts abruptly, as he was pinned to the wall before locking eyes with you. Your expression was mischievous, but your eyes filled with a certain intent, one that he has not recognized until you spoke.
"You're such a pervert, Sasha." Fuck, he was caught... Did they really double cross him and leaked the footage earlier? He couldn't tell, though his running thoughts were answered as you continued to speak.
"You really think Fade and Cypher are the only ones who can hack into your little cybernetic eye?" He should really ask Killjoy for a firewall honestly, there were already three people who hacked into it.
"It's cute really, using all your might to conceal such a dirty secret. Why did you not say anything when I've been giving you hints since day one?" He just blushed, not being able to say anything as his gaze landed on the floor. You clipped his chin between your fingers, making him look at your 'evil' grin before you giggled. Oh, just by that he could feel himself harden and shiver at such simple action, how shameful for someone as stoic as he is fall on his knees to you?
"Oh Sasha, you naughty boy. It looks like I have to take matters into my hands, don't I?"
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Cypher and Fade stared in shock as you sat beside Sova, his neck littered with love bites as you applied your make-up without a care.
"So he finally told them." Fade gaped while Cypher chuckled as you waved at them. You tapped Sova's shoulder and whispered something in his ear before running off.
The duo raced to occupy his seat, as if they were interrogators (which they are), while the man just sighed.
"You really did it, didn't you?" Fade laughed as Sova irked, sighing as Cypher smiled at him.
"Not a word to anyone. And delete all the evidence."
"First things first, did you fuck them?" Fade teased before Cypher nudged her, only for Sova sigh again, his face almost turning red.
