#catboy vikings

[issamhysa]

Could I request one more? The cat boys reacting to having to get their vaccines?

i feel like i already touched on this with this request but i'll do a quick lil walkthrough anyway :)

BJORN is pretty indifferent to it. he big™ so like needles probably wouldn't bother him at all. i feel like after getting his vaccine he'd just go along with the rest of the day

UBBE is pretty chill about it too! he does like it when you come in with him for "moral support" (not really he just likes it when you hold his hand and tell him how brave he is <3<3) but he'll brave through getting the vaccine and gets really excited about the sticker the nurse gives him + the lollipop cause he's a baby at heart

HVITSERK tries to act all tough and goes in by himself because he can handle himself. three seconds later the nurse comes out asking for you to come in because he's kicking and hissing at anybody who comes near him. after he finally gets it he'll put on a "that didn't hurt!! see???? i told you" and like he'll start whining when the soreness kicks in

IVAR on god there is NO way you'll even be able to get him into the hospital/clinic (not conscious anyway) because ivar absolutely refuses to go anywhere near a doctor. you'll have to bring bjorn with you so he can wrangle ivar cause otherwise??? you're not getting very far. he's a crybaby, kicking and screaming every time he sees a needle, but after he gets it he'll act like nothing happened

[issamhysa]

Could I request the cat boys reacting to feeling a baby kicking when the owner/roomate (I forget which it is lol) is pregnant?

i missed you :')))

BJORN is thrilled, mostly because he swears it's a boy and he can't wait to have another boy in the house (as if four isn't enough). but he'll sit with you and rub your belly and tell the little one to calm down because they're hurting you. he'll definitely talk to them for a bit to calm them down and tell them stories about odin and the gods of old <3 

UBBE will smile so big his cheeks will start to hurt. he's so happy for you, it's unreal. it's not his kid, but the feeling of the baby kicking sparks something within him?? he's so cute but with a kiss on your cheek, he promises to love and take care of the two of you, as you have taken care of him and his brothers.

HVITSERK yowls and almost drops his switch when you yelp. the baby kicked?? they do that?? he'll slowly inch closer and put his hand on your belly, then proceed to jump 20 feet in the air when it kicks again. your baby's so strong! he grins and praises the tiny baby for being so strong and promises to welcome him to their little pack when they're born.

IVAR jumps when you gasp. when you tell him the baby kicked, he feels more protective of you than usual. he'll curl up with you and set his cheek on your belly and wait to feel it too. when he does, he's startled, but leans back down, silently scolding the little creature growing in your belly for hurting you [he's so full of love please] 

[issamhysa]

catboys with reader on their period

BJORN cooks you your favorite meal and makes sure his brothers don't cause you much trouble. if your cramps are super bad, count on him getting you a hot water bottle or a heating pad <3

UBBE is cuddle central. he sits with you and rubs your belly when your cramps act up. will go on pad/tampon runs without a second thought and will get you chocolate or ice cream while he's at it

HVITSERK spends the day with you, whether it's watching netflix or playing video games, he'll stick by your side and massage your head like you do to him cause he knows how nice it feels and he knows you're in pain and He Does Not Like That 

IVAR stays in bed with you (ordering his brothers to do things for you because you're in pain and he can't walk jsjdkdj) but occasionally he'll get up and get you your favorite warm drink and painkillers because he doesn't really know what he's doing but he wants to take care of you

[issamhysa]

catboys finding out that you're toxic parents are coming over o_o

BJORN looks to you for permission. he doesn't want them there, but if you do, then he'll let them in. he'll let you have your own space if you want to talk to them, but he'll be watching from a distance.

UBBE sits with you the entire time. he'll hold your hand under the dinner table, or wrap his arm around you and tuck you into his side if you're sitting on the couch. if your parents say anything remotely out of line, he'll kick them out without a second thought.

HVITSERK, like Ubbe, will refuse to leave your side. he won't be listening as intently, opting to pay more attention to his phone, but the second he feels you shift or tense up, he's on high alert. he doesn't care that they're your parents, the insults leaving his mouth will make a sailor blush.

IVAR shuts the door on their faces. he's heard stories, and he knows what they've done to you, so he straight up refuses to let them anywhere near you. they won't hurt you in any way, not as long as he's around.

[issamhysa]

catboys finding out you were cheated on

i think it goes without saying that these boys will straight up MURDER anybody who cheats on you so

BJORN is aghast. someone had the audacity to cheat?? on YOU out of all people??? disgraceful and tasteless, bjorn won't stand for it. god forbid your ex comes over and tries to win you back or some shit like that, bjorn will def take care of it in the most bjorn way possible. and, needless to say, they won't be bothering you again.

UBBE will hold you together through your heartbreak. it's gonna be rough and he knows it, you did absolutely nothing to deserve this. as much as he wants to share a few choice words with your former s/o, he'll opt instead for taking care of you. he'll have his chance, so for now, he'll just hold you, give you as many tissues and wrap you in so many blankets you'll be a burrito for the rest of your life.

HVITSERK is absolutely livid. he can't believe someone had the balls to cheat on somebody as fantastic as you. whatever, they're dumbasses and missing out on the best thing to ever happen to them. he'll be there for you always, whether you want to egg your ex's car or watch a shitty romcom on netflix (that will most likely make him roll his eyes into next tuesday), he'll be there.

IVAR is, most definitely, angrier than any of his brothers (or you, for that matter). if he sees your ex at any point, it's on sight, and ivar won't give two shits about being nice or civil. they broke your heart, so he figures it's only fair he breaks something of theirs for a change, and give them a taste of their own medicine (not really, but he WILL go absolutely batshit crazy on them)

[issamhysa]

How would the cat boys react you getting a roommate

BJORN internally groans. this apartment is too cramped for five people, so adding another person will only make it worse. but you assure him that it'll be FINE so he just shrugs and goes with it. if he can hold a conversation with your roommate (and they promise to pull their own weight), they're good in his book

UBBE is excited. another roommate!!! another friend!! he's bouncing off the walls (almost literally, please hold him down before he breaks something important) but like once he meets your new roommate he's all starry eyed and smitten bc yessssss more people,,, in this tiny apartment,,,,, just what we needed,,, ("ubbe NO" "ubbe YES")

HVITSERK is pretty indifferent to it, like bjorn. it's just another person, but hopefully they can play video games together and bond over stuff. when he meets your roommate he's immediately taken and won't leave their side for a few days, annoying the everloving fuck outta them to see how much they can handle

IVAR is upset for a bit. "are we not enough for you????" but like ivar bby this person needs a place to live like you did when we first found you give them a chaaance!! at first he'll be super territorial and won't let your roommate go anywhere near his room or yours, and he'll sit in the kitchen and watch them (but it's alright he can be bribed with a few treats)

[issamhysa]

How would the catboys feel about a witch 🥺

Bjorn is pretty indifferent to it honestly. He just sits aside and lets you do your thing. Probably won't get too involved, but he'll get you materials and stuff if you ever need them.

Ivar ALWAYS watches you work. He'll ask questions all the time, sometimes to purposefully distract you, others because he's genuinely curious. He's interested in blood rituals and sacrifices and anything related, so don't let him near any bunnies or small animals. Please.

Hvitserk likes to watch you work on spells and make little spell jars, but there's a 99% chance he'll freak out whenever a candle flickers too suddenly or something. Speaking of which, don't let him near any of your candles. He'll try to put them out with his fingers and burn himself while you're in the middle of casting.

Ubbe's chill, he doesn't mind when you do it around him. In fact, he usually likes to sit and watch, maybe even participate if you give him the chance. He's curious about how it works, and puts your crystals by the windowsill in the event you forget to do so.

Ragnar is definitely super duper into it. You best believe he'd be sitting with you trying to get you to teach him stuff. You get him his own tiny cauldron at one point, and he CANNOT stop telling everyone. 

Floki will act uninterested. He'll watch from a distance, but he refuses to participate. Unless your beliefs align with his, he'll let you do your thing and stay out of the way.

[issamhysa]

Catboys playin video games w you :)

anon i've been WAITING for this one

BJORN isn't much of a video game person???? he'll usually just sit with you and keep you company, prolly scrolling through his social media unless you're playing something that catches his attention *cough* assassin's creed valhalla and assassin's creed valhalla ONLY *cough* but like he'll get bored of his phone and hug you tight and probably fall asleep

UBBE likes having you on his lap while he plays mario kart with you. obviously he distracts you when he's losing because he hates losing but hey, it's FUN!! if not mario kart, he also enjoys wii bowling or tennis (yes he's just waving the controller around and what about it). also loves animal crossing cause it's so NICE!! you help him with his island bc "i want my island to be cute like yours :((((" and how can you say no

HVITSERK will play ANYTHING with you tbh, he loves video games. he'll play side by side with you with his shoulder touching yours :)))) his favorites are definitely gta and cyberpunk cause he likes being a menace to society. but he'll join you for a short game of minecraft when he's feeling calm cause he likes building with you. you're both surrounded by snacks and swaddled up in as many blankets as you could find and absolutely vibing it's so nice

IVAR doesn't particularly mind what video game he plays with you as long as he can CRUSH you in it (and he does like, all the time). he likes to sit between your legs with his back to your chest bc "you're comfortable". overwatch and call of duty are his shit bc he's so GOOD at them??? he gave fortnite a shot and decided to never do that again but he's fun to play with!! doesn't really like yell at the screen or anything when he's frustrated, but his grip will tighten a lil on the controller and you have to calm him down before he throws it at the next person that walks by (usually hvitserk, he has the world's worst luck :/)