#cathan voltno

[trollon-fx]

state of the deep: feb 8, 2017

how have you all been. i have been well. major balance update under the cut

remember how i said that i was done making trolls for this blog? well technically i still am, this blog won’t have more than twelve (12) active trolls on it at any given time. however someone pointed out to me that as things stood i have a gender imbalance of 5F/7M on my roster. for most normal, reasonable people who are not bound to an old god’s ways, this may have been no problem, but for me it was a grave offense. as such i have taken the following steps to rectify the issue:

Cathan Voltno is no longer on the blog. he still exists (he was the first troll of mine to get a ship) but i had to choose a dude to axe and he was it. rest forever in pieces you alternian sjw

he’s being replaced by a female troll who i will show in a separate post

that’s all for now. tyfyt

-- zfx

[trollon-fx]

zeronfx’s official character strategy guide

version 1.0

in this guide you will find instructions on how to fight each of my characters with the best chance of success. feel free to steal this idea btw

DIONAE: catch him by surprise or he’s going to use every trick in the book against you. if you are allergic to lethal poisons consider not fighting him

ALMATA:  get out of close range. those metal arms of hers crack bone like dry leaves. don’t get overly technical weapons either because she might be able to hack them

CATHAN: again, longer ranges are your friend here. he’s going to be generating incredible amounts of static during the fight so if you don’t have a good ranged weapon you could also just out-endure him

PHERAE: bad idea, she’s actually one of the best fighters i have. the good news is unless she actually needs you dead she aims to temporarily disable you long enough to get away so unless you threaten her life she probably won’t go for the kill

SERIZA: she goes for a blitzkrieg strategy in which she uses the majority of her energy to be fast and strong right away. if you can wait this out she’ll become much more manageable, just watch out if she’s using her crystal flutes -- those shards don’t come out of flesh easy

REVSKI: honestly not worth your time, you’ll get your ass beat by a guy using purple shades and a frying pan, and he’ll make fun of you all the while.

[trollon-fx]

trope trope trope /chants

i’ll do one for three trolls:

Dionae: Deadpan Snarker. his voice tone is more often than not emotionless so a lot of his sarcasm comes off as deadpan

Cathan: Exhausted Eye Bags. his are more defined than the average troll’s. go to sleep instead of playing video games all day, nerd

Revski: Smug Snake. the day i see this guy treat someone with a consistent ounce of respect is the day i quit fantrolling.*