#catholic meme

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"I know a guy"

*hands you a prayer card. The more you read the more you realize the situation is exactly like yours. By the time you get to the end & turn it around, it is an oil painting of your face*

[fides-domini]

Texts you get if you are the priest of a tumblrina

In my head, it would stop being thick since it physically transforms into human blood, but (don't tell the catholic church) I don't think it chemically transubstantiates so the thickening power would stay. Now, would the thickett also become blood, or would only the wine become blood so you get the same result as if you add the thiccit after?

PS: please lmk if I accidentally leaked his phone number.

[sedesapostolica]

[sedesapostolica]

[fides-domini]

I love it when a saint has nothing to do with something & yet it becomes part of their patronage.

Saint Lawrence said "lmao fuck you, flip me over to cook the other side." He's the patron saint of comedians (he was funny) & of cooks (because he made a joke about being cooked alive????) (Canon)

Saint Sebastian is HUMMINA HUMMINA awOOOOGH ga boing-oing-oing (my eyes popping out) hubba hubba in all his art & is the patron saint of gay+ men. (Folk)

Saint Joan of Arc took on the role of a masculine gender & is the patron saint of trans men, butch women, people who are trans in a masculine direction even if they are not men, feminists, & crossdressers. I think she is also the patron saint of folk catholics & christowitches. (Folk)

I forget his name but there was a saint who was a patron of doctors &/or medicine &/or healing, so in all the art he was depicted with pigs because pork lard was often used to make salves & other medicine (bc some medicines are fat soluble-- look up whether you should take your meds with fat or without fat) but the mostly-illiterate congregation just saw him depicted with pigs all the time so the pig farmers adopted him as their own saint & now he is the patron saint of pig farmers. (Canon)

Saint Joseph existed well before the Métis people were born & yet he became our patron saint (& one of the saints we like). Idk how tbh. (Canon?)

[fides-domini]

My mom & dad when they were my age: getting their catholic news from the [catholic college campus section of the local university] & the catholic community & the church (usually the one on campus)

Me, a dropout, heretic, & christowitch: getting my catholic news from vatican rpf blogs on tumblr

[fides-domini]

The only man I kneel for is Jesus!

#lesbian #christian

[fides-domini]

John's...

gospel

revelation

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