#catholicproblems

[autumnhobbit]

me: well NOW my bread decided to rise.

18yo bro, dramatic christian voice: IT HAS RISEN.

me: which makes even more sense, cause Jesus is the *brandishes mixing bowl full of dough* BREAD OF LIFE!

18yo bro: but Jesus is unleavened!!!

[howiwasmeanttobe-blog]

#catholic #catholicproblems #justcatholicthings #faith #religion #jesus #christian #bodyofchrist #thebodyofchrist

[autumnhobbit]

littlest brother, gagging his head off: but i HAVE to go to mass!!! it's a holy day of obligation---!!!!

me: not if you're sick. Jesus is not a jerk.

[autumnhobbit]

i really really love the book of sirach.

[autumnhobbit]

wanna hear a tragedy

i went to chick-fil-a last friday

*cries*

[stefkaryan]

When it's Lent, so you can't use bacon fat to fry your fish for supper.

[christianandnerdy]

Who believes that Biden’s a devout Catholic? One of the many frustrating things I have with the Catholic leadership is that they permit anti-Catholic leaders to take communion and remain silent when leaders like this undermined Catholic values but Trump (a non Catholic) builds a wall and you’ll hear condemnation from the very head of the Catholic Church himself. #Repost @realdailywire ・・・ #Catholic #biden #bidensfaith #catholicproblems https://www.instagram.com/p/CTXTZqzluV5/?utm_medium=tumblr

[halvardoslo]

Happy Pride 🌈😈 #catholicproblems #pride2019 #globalpride #mothermaryinthehay https://www.instagram.com/p/B0bq5X1or9J/?igshid=181fooqmzrle6