#catkuna

[belimah]

You know when cats take a fat nap and wake up all scraggly art by chucklenuts

[rina-teatia]

THIS CREATURE 😭😭😭🙏

[kissthesword]

catkuna?!

“Husband?”

You were met with no reply, voice echoing the empty halls of Sukuna’s chambers. Silence settled into the air as you set off in search of your husband.

“Ryomen, do not ignore me.”

A frustrated sigh escaped you, temper running short. It had been almost an entire day yet your husband still had not returned from his recent raid of the neighbouring village.

Just as you brushed past you and your husband’s shared chamber a disgruntled sound caught your attention. It sounded similar to a hiss yet something was added onto the catlike noise. You peered in to find a large clump of fur slumped against the sheets.

At first you assumed it to be some sort of sacrifice Uraume had retrieved but upon further inspection it seemed to be… moving?

This… thing upon your bed seemed to be a very strange looking animal. Two bushy tails swayed lazily as it lay there. Its fur was pink and its face appeared to be slightly distorted.

Then it clicked.

“Ryomen, my husband. Is that you?”

A very grumpy hiss followed confirming your suspensions.

You cautiously approached your feline husband, bed dipping under your weight as you sat. He had six legs and four eyes, one side of his face held the similar distortion his human form held.

The sight was very much one to behold.

You stifled a laugh as you reached out to stroke his back, not without an angry hiss from Sukuna. “Shh kitty, be nice.” You scolded, nails raking through his thick fur.

“You are quite large, my husband, even as a feline.” Another annoyed huzz followes your words, yet he seemed to lean into your touch. He rolled over, seemingly lost in his pets. On his stomach a second mouth opened, tongue lolling out as if to show how relaxed your husband had become.

“Ryo, you are as strange as an animal as you are a man.” His red eyes opened to glance at you, although this time instead of a hiss you were met by his content purring.

Before you could begin to coo at him Sukuna climbed onto your lap, already lost in head scratches and tummy rubs. His weight pressed into you, all six paws folding in si he could sit as a loaf in your lap.

His purring continued as you stroked him, eyes fluttered shut in content. “I will assume that a curse had struck you while you were marauding, husband.”

Sukuna meowed in response, ears twitching ever so slightly. “I see… shall you continue to feast on humans or may Uraume fetch some fish for you.” He meowed once more, this time more eagerly.

“Dear husband, I do not understand these noises, although that may have been my mistake for asking.” Your hand continued to stroke him, occasionally reaching to scratch behind his ears to hear his purring grow louder.

You shifted as his weight pressed further into your thighs, your legs had began to tingle from his excessive weight. “Ryomen, my dear may you please move, you are quite heavy.”

You were met with a nip to your hand and yet another grumpy hiss.

darlings note 💌: inspired by this by @/rina-teatia

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[sanggchu]

afternoon nap

[sorekuna]

you had decided to get your husband, sukuna, a little present. he was always gifting you glamorous things, you wanted to return the favor! with his money, of course. but he didn’t mind, it’s the thought that counts, right? besides, it’s a husbands duty to provide for his loving wife. according to him, anyway.

you set your mind on a painting. you know sukuna loves being admired, worshiped, so you thought this was a great idea. he already has millions of paintings hung up of him, all ordered by himself, but this one was special. different.

he had sat for hours for the features and pose portion of the painting a few weeks ago. it’d be a lie to say it wasn’t on his mind. you kept going on and on about how this one is special, nothing ever seen before. gushing over him unusually.

the day finally came, the painting was finished. you had ordered the artist to be there as you presented the painting to your husband.

he was sitting in his throne, clad in a magnificent robe. he had his usual stoic face, but you could see the emotion behind his eyes. excitement?

you took the painting out of the artists hands, and looked at it in a way sukuna couldn’t see. you smiled widely and whispered praise into the artist’s ear. he grinned and nodded, even though he was shaking due to being in sukuna’s presence.

you looked over to your husband and spoke, “are you ready?”

“hurry it up, woman” he dismissed, impatient waving his hand and rolling his eyes.

you smirked and turned the painting over. “ta-da! do you like it?” you revealed it to him and his face faltered. it was a painting of him, yes. but as a cat. you started to think this was more-so of a gift for you.

his eyebrows furrowed. “what is this monstrosity?”

you gasped in shock at his cruel words. you turned your head back to the artists and mouthed a little apology. you then looked back at sukuna. “um, it’s you. such a cute kitty, mreow!” you walked over to his throne and started to meow in his face, encouraging him to do the same.

“no. i am not a cat.” his eyes diverted from you, and onto the male artist. “why would you accept this?”

the artist trembled even more. his mouth opened hesitantly to defend himself, but his head was sliced straight off with the flick of sukuna’s finger.

your jaw dropped and you slowly turned your head over to face him. “WHAT THE FUCK. he was sweet. you’re crazy.” you yelled.

“a crazy kitty. mreow.”

“i don’t care. this is disrespect, i won’t tolerate it.” he told you sternly. all you did was smile and set the painting down, crawling into his lap.

“bad kitty. grrr!” you growled at him, clawing at his chest playfully.

all that catsuke art inspired this. and also opened my eyes. i think every man should be drawn as a cute kitty at least once

[5thamendmentt]

meow

[theorphicangel]

Sukuna told you to stop pinching his cheeks.

But you ignored him.

So Sukuna did what all King of Curses would do...

...he killed you.

joking...

in a blink, Sukuna has you pinned beneath him. Two of his arms lock your wrists above your head whilst his remaining arms are secured by your waist.

His grip is light, fingers barely digging into you yet it's enough to keep you from moving and most importantly...from pinching his cheeks.

"will you quit it!" his tone is rough, filled with frustration yet there are obvious gaps which keep it lighthearted to play along with you.

"or what?" you tease, not shying away from looking the king of curses in the eyes.

"I'll get Uraume to cook you next." he warns.

"bluff." you scoff. "plus they like me too much to get rid of me."

"I never bluff and Uraume is under my orders so they will do as I see fit."

"you like me too much."

"you're a pain in my ass."

"just one more," you pleaded attempting to wriggle out of Sukuna's grip yet it was to no avail." just one more pinch and I'll leave you alone forever."

"Now who's bluffing?" his eyes stared into you, a dead set of black pupils.

"please, I'll stay away from you forever" you whine, "so far you won't even see me."

Sukuna scoffs again, gritting his teeth. "even if we were parted by whole universes I think you would find some way to get to me and be a pain, a true nuisance in my life."

you tilt your head in consideration. That's probably the nicest thing he's said all year. "that's pretty romantic don't you think, 'kuna?"

"I do not. It is an inconvenience to me."

"I reckon you'll keep me around just like you do in this universe."

"I wouldn't count on it."

With the subject change, you don't fail to notice Sukuna's loosened grip. With all you can muster you attempt to wriggle against his body but as soon as you move you're pinned down again.

A small grin (most would have missed) appeared at Sukuna's lips whilst witnessing you stuggle.

"please, please, please, please, please-"

"no. Do you not know the definition of no?"

"just once, I swear. You won't see me for the rest of the day."

A deafening silence fills the room and Sukuna's eyes never leaves your own. There's pleading and desperation written in your eyes, so much so it makes him sick.

annoying brat.

"fine. but only once, you hear me?"

his tone is thick with warning and you nod obediently. "loud and clear."

Sukuna removes his restraint on your wrists before allowing you to reach up and cup his cheeks. You coo to yourself as your index finger and thumb pinch the fat of his cheek.

"so cute, 'kuna."

Sukuna growls and you feel his chest vibrate, almost like the purring of a cat. You'd never say it aloud (as you value your life) but you truly like to compare Sukuna to a cat. he loves the affection deep down, that's why he always comes back to you.

"s'enough."

Sukuna swats your hand away but before doing so, your free hand comes up to his other cheek and repeats the action. "one more."

a loud gruff comes from Sukuna in frustration as you pinch his cheeks again, yet it's only for a mere second before your wrists are caught in his large rough hands.

"you said one more, you insolent brat." his dark eyes pierce into you. For a normal person that glare would be enough to stop their heart but you merely glance back with a cheeky smile across your lips.

"You should know by now that I don't stick to my words, 'kuna"

"get out of my sight."

[koilih]

Au: Yuji and his evil cat