#cdth2

[blankinsidecards]

Matthew, flipping through family scrapbooks with a new friend: yeah so this is my dead dad who’s not my dad and my dead mom who wasn’t real, just like me, and my brother Declan and his girlfriend Jordan who also isn’t real, just like me, and her sister Hennessy who is real but is bad at it, and my other brother Ronan, who’s my dad, and his boyfriend Adam who’s a witch, and Ronan’s other son Bryde who’s older than all of us, and my sisters Opal the satyr and Chainsaw who’s a raven :)

[theburningocean]

there's actually a reason no one can recall minute details of TRCverse if they've gone a couple months without reading the books- no one can be 100% sure if it's canon because it's so unlikely to legitimately have occurred you'll spend all that time questioning yourself till you find concrete proof of its existence

Exhibit A:

does this passage from Mister Impossible not read like a fever dream to this day i cannot believe this actually happened and its right in front of me

[birdboyshome]

this man makes me want to goddamn cry

[evelyn-d-art]

None of them guessed the fate of the afternoon was currently playing out inside the minds of the dreaming Zeds.

[raindropwindow]

this drawing is ? but it’s st marks day eve and also my birthday ! so I had to post something !!! :-)

[trc123]

I personally think it’s fucking hilarious that Ronan ‘hand kink’ lynch and Adam ‘sapiosexual’ Parrish fell in love with each other when adam’s hands probably look like shit all the time from working at boyd’s and Ronan’s a high school dropout

[drawwers]

Maggie: 12 weeks until Mister impossible. *screaming :)

[uncannyparrish]

adam: why are you mad?

ronan: ughhhh it’s just once we’ve been married I mean together for like a long time and I die first from old age or bad decisions are you gonna find someone else? oh my god, you are! you’re gonna fall in love with someone else and then I’ll just be sitting in heaven waiting around for you and when you finally GET there I won’t even have you all to myself cause the stupid idiot that you marry after me will be there too! and so we won’t get to spend all our time together cause you’ll be spending half of it with someone else. in HEAVEN.

adam: don’t be ridiculous, ronan. that scenario assumes heaven is even real. have you ever thought that maybe WE are god? did you know there are thousands of microscopic bugs living in your eyebrows right now? not to mention the rest of your body—