One-thousand-year-old Condescending Brat

Matty, 29, she/they, Libra, bi.

[luckyybones]

anybody else just… mentally exhausted sometimes about keeping vigilant about AI?

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[vexheart]

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[kassy-djomunson]

happy pride month to these two <3

[true-bluesargent]

we NEED the surface level performative activism of 2018-2020 back so badly im serious. you need to calm down by taylor swift. 911 lone star with main black trans and muslim and gay characters. stonewall some people are gay get over it posters everywhere. how did we get so far away from that

[06-archive]

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[kosmogrl]

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[lizpaige]

when did you get hot? • chapter three

Noah Czerny / Matthew Lynch • 10.4k words • chapter three of four

3 times Noah tried to be chill and not hook up with his best friends little brother +1 time he was weak and did it anyways

chapter snippet ⬇️

Noah was in the back of the coffee shop he worked at, taking his fifteen. He was trying to quit smoking, again, but his coworkers didn't know that and offered him one. He sat, leg bouncing, agitated and considering, staring at the cigarette in his hand, twirling it between his fingers. His phone buzzed. He looked down at their open text thread and froze.

It was a gym selfie. Matthew stood in the mirror, drenched in sweat, muscles wet and flexing, mouth open in a pant, eyes dark as they stared down the center of the lens. He had his tank top pulled up to wipe at his face, revealing his abdomen, just as chiseled as the rest of him, six-pack or jesus christ eight?! Noah lost count as his eyes drifted lower to the low-slung shorts, his hip bones prominent above the elastic waistband. The shorts were tight around his thick thighs, his knees and legs covered in dirt from a rough practice.

Noah dropped his phone.

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[mckitterick]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[commander-snacks]

accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts