#cel doodles

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There's something about Alastor being really bad in bed despite being the most sexualized character in the fandom that humors me.

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I'm torn between liking Alastor not being the type to use his body for manipulation and stuff, and also Alastor not at all being above using sex as a form of easy manipulation and deal-making.

Text below in case handwriting is hard to read:

Vox: "Y'know... you're right Val..."

Vox: "I CAN FUCK ALASTOR AND TAKE HIS VIRGIN ASS! AND HE CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alastor: "I'm not a virgin."

Vox: "B-but only with women, right?"

Alastor: "No."

Vox: "But you haven't bottomed, right?"

Alastor: "Mmm..."

Vox: "Oral? Doggy style? 69? YOU HAVEN'T 69ED, RIGHT?????"

Alastor: "The body is surprisingly quite versatile for deals and manipulation."

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you tell him Vox

Based on this legendary quote by Mr. Iron Lung himself

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Vox lying that Alastor doesn't have a tail ✘

Vox lying that he knew whether or not Alastor has a tail ✔

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Would you believe me if I said I made this just for the Vox joke.

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Alastor being Zestial's Niffty feels more fitting than Alastor being Rosie's Niffty (Rosie and Alastor match each other's freak too much)

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I wish I labeled it "daughter thief" instead

But then I was already doing them in pride clothes (last minute decision, much like it being a fake card). And I had already done the words. So no.