merry census day!
my sincerest apologies to all that the national census occurred so close to saturnalia this year, and my many thanks to all citizens and non-citizens alike who have done their patriotic duty by attending anyways.
as a reward, your humble first citizen has arranged for a number of suitably moral presents to be distributed throughout the nation via a courier network who you may identify by their festive hats. for those less inclined towards upstanding behavior, rest assured that these canelike confections make for excellent hangover cures.












