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Lister sighed. "I wish Sam was 'ere, she's pretty fun to bum around with."
"Ahhh!" Kryten beamed, "Miss Thomas! How lovely to see you, ma'am! I was just making a cake for Mister Lister!" He rushed to clear the table of the crew's scattered belongings, "Do sit down, ma'am!"
"'ey, Dave. What's up?"
Not much really. I'm just wonderin' what Kochanski's doin', haven't talked to her in ages and I miss her. Did I ever tell yeh about Kochanski? She was part of me plan you see, the plan I had to go to Fiji. She was going to come with me and wear white dresses and ride the horses on the farm I was plannin to start there, thing is I got put into statis before I ever got to tell her how I felt. And then when I caught up with her again, she had her own Lister from another universe who was way better than me, a Lister she actually deserved. She's the love of my life, and the one woman I'll probably never get. Sorry for the depressin' reply, guess I'm feelin a bit down.
"O-oh fer fooks sakes," the ginger would babble, quickly looking everywhere but the dwarf. She would stand awkwardly in the door for a moment, before blurting a hundred apologies and hurry off.
His back was turned to the female, unaware that anyone had even walked into the room. His undressing ritual took quite a while, for he had many layers of fur, cloth, and armor. And of course, covering himself took twice as long. He turned over his shoulder, a look of shock stricken upon his face. "Ah!!" Reaching for his coat, he threw it over his body and pulled it tightly around him. Before he could apologize, the mechanic had ran off. How embarrassing.
centralmechanic replied to your post: "Diplomacy can get exhausting...worth it, though."
“Welcome back, Mustang!”
He chuckled quietly. "It's nice to be back."
"Beeeeppe," the mechanic hissed, before quickly giving his rear a squeeze. "'e was told to, and 'e'm yer aunt, so there." ((Butt squeeze the next five people on yo' dash, yo.))
"..."
"Auntie Sam. You're drunk again, right?"
[Oh lordie, you're gonna break Sam's heart ;v;]
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