#cerealtime

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Sixty-Six by The Empty Bowl

This is the sixty-sixth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which LeBron dunks on Fred, Pop-Tarts get custardy, and we ideate the ideal American cereal sampler.

Our new episode comes with a friendly reminder to relax your shoulders and unclench your jaw. (It's much easier to operate a spoon that way.)

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i had more cereal 2nite because i was too hungry to sleep (i’m not starving or anything i had a portobello burger for dinner and vegetals cannot sustain a growing boy like myself)

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Treat your Friday to a little Saturday Morning bliss, with a brand new Empty Bowl chock-full of honey, maple, and diner-running dinosaurs!

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Sixty-Four by The Empty Bowl

This is the sixty-fourth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which frogs are misidentified, Wendy's & SpongeBob swap sides, and the boundaries of what defines Trix are tested.

Milk, meet cereal. 🤝 Spoon, meet bowl. 🤝 Head, meet pillow. 🤝 You, meet a brand new Empty Bowl. 🤝 

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Thirty-Six by The Empty Bowl • A podcast on Anchor

This is the thirty-sixth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we mind our kindness, unseal Chaka's menacing magic, and entertain our listeners' most unhinged cereal imaginings.

Grab your swim trunks, boogie boards and novelty Toucan Sam water wings, because The Empty Bowl's soothing cereal swimmin' hole is open for the thirty-sixth time. 

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Thirty-Three by The Empty Bowl • A podcast on Anchor

This is the thirty-third episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we learn too much about Minions cologne, drink hot cereal bean juice, and scrutinize Toucan Sam's reanimated anatomy.

Breakfast isn't a meal. It isn't a time of day. It's a state of mind, and with cereal in your bowl, your mind can comfortably state one thing and one thing alone: "Mmmmmmm." Let this be your mantra, as you join us in The Empty Bowl, Episode Thirty-Three: 

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btw if u don’t want to listen to me nightposting about cereal block the tag cerealtime

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dOn'T uSe tUmBlR aT 3 Am (WARNING SPOOKY NOT CLICKBAIT)

WHOAOAOAOAO fun fact i have to do a neurology test tomorrow but they need me sleep deprived so i’m staying up all night eating cereal >:3c