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Woe, Milo upon thee

Character by @peteytheparrot

#Certified bitch #Sideburns but in an unsexy way #If that makes any sense #“You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses right?”#“Oh you hit a guy WITH glasses very clever”#I think I should practice rounder shapes more #I have so many pointy characters and I draw so many of them #I don't draw soft edges but for curvaceous men lmao #So maybe I have a new punching bag #Or not #I want to draw Hazel but I fucking hate drawing hats and can't figure out his funky ass ears #Milo Firefly Foundations #firefly foundations #Firefly Foundations fanart #Digital art #I WILL MAKE FF FANART A POPULAR TAG MARK MY WORDS

Me: *to my five year old female shihtzu about our new puppy* be gentle, play with him nicely, he's a baby

Her: *immediately sits on him*

Me: no

#shes babysitting #hah #seriously though she beats him up and he loves it?#why?#dogs #puppies #shihtzu #certified bitch #pet life

A quick list of my certifications

Certified Bisexual

Certified Bassist

Certified Thot

Certified Bitch

Certified Idiot

Certified Psycho

Certified Doe

Certified Scorpio

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#certified bisexual #certified bassist #certified thot #original #certified bitch #certified psycho #certified doe #certified scorpio

Don't fucking underestimate me bitch. I may seem nice, but I will go off on your sorry ass. Don't think for one second I won't bitch slap you across your damn face. If you want to sit here and play these childish games then you'll be treated as one. I don't have time for your nonsense and I'm sure ass hell am not going to put up with it. If you think you can disrespect me like that and think I'll be okay with it, you have another thing coming for you. Try one more shit and I'll punch you right in your fucking face. You've past my limit and I have no tolerance for you and your shit. So stay the fuck out of my way.

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