#cgg3913

[softcherubhips]

I'm so embarrassed to say that I've never seen any of these pics before.

I feel like a fake fan!🥺🥺🥺

Also, the guy in this pic. Me af if I ever saw H in real life. 🤣😬🤭🤪

Also, that's totally Jack McQueen.

🥰⛱🌊😎💋🏌️‍♂️💚💚💚 @cgg3913

[makethebestofwhatyouget]

I was tagged by @cgg3913 to do the aesthetic moodboard challenge, so thanks for that!💖

rules: google/search your name + your favorite color + the word ‘aesthetic’. post the first four photos and voila you have your aesthetic moodboard!

I’m gonna tag @dontdropthatthunthunthun @larryiseeyou @hoenyy @from-princesspark and anyone who sees this and just wants to do it: feel free to say I tagged you!

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Eggsy: Check it out, losers! Guess who just took down an entire terrorist cell!

Roxy: Brilliant! How’d it go?

Harry: We chased him through a subway tunnel, back up through the storm drain, Eggsy and I got engaged, and then we busted him with the launch codes in his sock.

Merlin: Wait, wait, wait. What’d you just say?

Eggsy: They were in his sock! These dummies; they never think we’re gonna check their socks!

Roxy: No, before that, weirdo. The getting engaged part?

Eggsy: Oh, yeah. We got engaged.

Merlin: “Engaged” engaged?

Harry: Of course.

Roxy: As in, to be wed?

Eggsy: Yeah.

Merlin: Seriously?!

Together: Yeah.

Roxy: Amazing! We need more intel. Tell us everything!

Eggsy: Well, I don’t want to gloat or anything, but it was super romantic. [cut to exciting chase scene] Agent Galahad! You follow. I’ll cut him off in the alley.

Harry: Confirmed! Wait. [Eggsy stops] You want to get married?

Eggsy: Yep.

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Eggsy: Good morning, Agent Percival! Check it out! We got an anonymous gift basket. It’s full of treats! It’s got meats, cheeses, candies, all the food groups!

Roxy: The cheese is amazing! It melts in my mouth and in my hands!

Percival: [begins looking over the basket] Hmm, French chocolates, French cheeses, tiny French pickles. Did neither of you intelligence agents consider this might be a gift for Merlin from someone in France? Like his husband, par exemple?

Eggsy: What? [laughs] No way. This is a nice present from an unknown, appreciative V-Day abductee we rescued… right?

Percival: Hmm, what’s this, then? “Dear Agent Gahalad, thinking of you. My best, Merlin." He even used their pet names for each other!

Roxy: Oh, no, I ate the chocolate-covered strawberry! That’s the most intimate snack of them all!

Eggsy: Merlin will be here to brief us in a half hour!

Roxy: What do we do?!

Eggsy: Let’s eat the note!

Percival: No! No. It’s okay. Calm down. We can fix this.

[thirty minutes later]

Roxy: Good day, sir!

Merlin: At ease, agents… What’s this?

Roxy: A lovely gift basket that Harry sent you all the way from his mission in Paris.

Eggsy: Yep! Straight from Paris!

Merlin: looking at the basket, clearly restocked with mere nearby HQ office supplies] Stapler, a flash drive, scissors. Calculators. Rubber bands… [smiles warmly, hugs the calculator to his chest and swoons] That man really knows me.

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Eggsy: But you’re the best agent there’s ever been…

Harry: You’re only saying that because you love me - and love has made you dumb.

Eggsy: No. I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week? When I boiled that egg?

Harry: That was big. I was so proud of you.

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Merlin: Why would you want to break up with Harry?

Eggsy: Things aren’t working out. [pause] I don’t want to talk about it.

Merlin: I regret the words we’ve already spoken… Listen, I know I probably shouldn’t get involved, but Harry is my close friend, and I hope you’ll let him down gently.

Eggsy: Don’t worry. I don’t want things to be awkward. I’m gonna send him a text while he’s sleeping that says, “We’re done.”

Merlin: Clear. Accurate. But do you feel like it’s enough?

Eggsy: “We’re done… Good-bye?”

Merling: Yes. That should do it, *but* you might need to do more than simply text.

Eggsy: A long, drawn-out breakup is just gonna end in a big scene and Harry crying. He has so many emotions.

Merlin: Yes, it is daunting. Apparently, it’s less painful if you acknowledge the dumpee’s feelings.

Eggsy: …Ew.

Merlin: Don’t worry. We’ll practice. I’ll be Harry. Go.

Eggsy: [clears throat] Good afternoon, Harry. I think we should break up.

Merlin: [as Harry] “That makes me feel sad. I am sad.”

Eggsy: Your sadness is noted.

Merlin: “I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me. It will take me eight minutes to collect your things.” …I think that went very well.

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(In a safe house)

Eggsy: Your hand can be seen from the living room window. You could attract fire. You’ve just killed Harry.

Harry: Now, Eggsy…

Eggsy: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you, Harry. YOU’RE DEAD. (To Roxy) He bled out in your lap. How will you break the news to me?

Roxy: We don’t have to do this.

Eggsy: Ah, Lancelot, how are things going with Harry, the love of my life? Wait, why are you here at this late hour? And whose blood is that? Is it Harry’s? This is devastating. I’m inconsolable. And (snaps) I’ve killed myself.

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Merlin: I don't care how volatile the mission is, you and Roxy cannot keep intel to yourselves! You two are acting like.... little children playing basketball, who've fallen behind by several two-pointer buckets. So you just take your basket home, and now no one else can play.

Eggsy: I know it's not the time, but you gotta watch basketball if you're gonna try to reference it.