#chairmxn

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⁇ ☠ ♠ { basically i want all the texts }

⁇ for a worried text

[9:27] [ Benny ] I’m sure there’s a perfectly good reason why you’re nearly thirty minutes late! Not that I’m telling you what to do, but I wouldn’t mind you calling me as soon as you can. :)

[10:30] [ Benny ] Dinner’s gotten pretty cold but that is a-okay! I can re-heat it or make more! Whenever you get back, that is. Which I’m sure will be VERY soon!

[01:01] [ Benny ] I’m going to bed now. :) I might sleep pretty lightly tonight, but if I don’t wake up when you come home feel free to get me up for anything you need! Drive safely, and goodnight, Benny. I hope everything is just right as rain.

☠ for misguided advice

[02:34] [ Benny ] If Mr. Davis is going to be a problem, I can always have a little chat with him if you’d like. Personally I always thought he was more trouble than he was worth! I knew he was nasty from the moment he insulted my tie!

♠ for a drunk text

[12:23] [ Benny ] Benn y could you plaese come hlep i did a very vrey bad thing>

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chairmxn. B]

voice meme

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For every ★ I get, I will post a fact about myself.

I am fascinated by my own phobias.

I am terrified of heights, yet I love climbing to high points to look out over the ground below. I can't stand dolls, but I collect porcelain dolls. Death and decay creeps me out, but I collect anything to do with skulls and often have such themes in my surreal paintings and sculptures.

I guess it's my mind's way of subconsciously learning how to cope with them? I dunno.

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we're gonna dance on fire ♒ benny & law/uriel

Kill. Eat. Sleep. Repeat. Kill. Eat. Sleep. Repeat. It's really a bit more than that, but if you were just an outsider looking at what this Khan did; it was exactly what it looked like. Right now he was preparing his meal all on his lonesome by a campfire. It was a good thing too as it was a body he was cutting up and preparing. Most of it he wouldn't even use except for feeding or baiting the various monsters in the wastes. The head was tossed aside for the crows, while the more edible parts were skinned, de-boned, cut up and skewered to be put over the fire where the pleasant smell of cooking meat slowly began to rise. The rest going into a bucket which he'd take to a nearby coyote den. After all Uriel didn't need to eat that much. Though at this point in time; he was known as Law. The name he picked when he was initiated into the Great Khans. 

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Dear Past Me.

Dear Past Me,

Is Benny actually my friend? Because I really don't know. I can't complain about the fight I'm getting into now. It's also way easier not having to make decisions about things that you don't know yet!

Everything sucks pretty much. Shoot this guy in a checker suit then run, he'll be with Khans too. Or just avoid them entirely okay? He's a rude asshole and those Khans won't help you. Sorry friend. I know that must hurt to hear.

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What did you just call me?

11 — Dear

"Oh, that— I didn’t really think anything of it! I hear those nice ladies you bring around call you that all the time, and I thought that since we’re such great pals you’d like hearing it! You know, like a nickname! But, heck, maybe I went about it all wrong. In fact, I think I’m okay with you forgetting I ever said it!”

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chairmxn:

"I said you’re god damn idiot — or is that too big  a word for the rock you call a brain? You went and blew our shot with those Brotherhood cats.”

"Now why don’t you scram before I rethink my generous  offer to let you keep breathin’ in my casino?”

"That's your own fucking fault. I kill people. Not make deals or whatever the fuck you wanted!"

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chairmxn replied to your post:۞

{ david bowie vampire alert, i’ve fallen and i can’t get up. whispers but we should definitely thread, we should be threading already, eeey let’s thread U v U }

// beautiful isn't it. and yeaaas. do you have in particular in mind, or should we just go with it?