#chandra-pyromaster

[noir-selune-and-sombra]

I love that you censored american in your bio

it’s my duty as a citizen of the un*ted st*tes *f am*rica

[chandra-nalaar]

Remember when everyone thought we were the same person

government assigned kin

[strawbebbynya]

There is a canes in a town near me u want sum

[joekabox]

5, 10, 12

5. Favorite NPC.

Not sure I really have a favorite, though I kind of liked this one guy from the Curse of Strahd supplement. He’s an old guy running a store, and everything he sells is exceedingly overpriced, and literally nothing you can say will convince him to drop said prices. It was kind of funny in retrospect, the way the DM portrayed him.

10. Your favorite enemy and the enemy you hate the most.

I think, in the campaign’s I’ve played, my favorite enemy so far has been Jarlaxle, from the Waterdeep: Dragon Heist supplement. Talk about a character that’s both suave and could destroy you with ease. Not only that, he seemed to have quite the rich backstory, with a rather legitimate reason for doing what he does in the campaign, while still being someone you want to hate.

I’m not sure I have an enemy I hate the most, as I haven’t been playing for an entirely long time, but perhaps Strahd, from the Curse of Strahd campaign. His history seems rather enigmatic, and his motives seem cruel and overtly selfish. In the campaign where one of my characters encountered him, he’s been nothing but a creep and entirely unsympathetic.

12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.

So, when I first started playing D&D with my current playgroup, an NPC dog ended up joining our party. Despite this dog having a name, we all ended up calling it Boomer, after that stupid Nostalgia Critic joke, due to it surviving the encounters we’d face. 

Sadly, this dog ended up dying (of course with a “We’ll getchya another Boomer” joke), so silly us decided to just call any NPC that had the misfortune of following us around Boomer X, with the X standing for a number, such as a goblin that temporarily followed us around that we called Boomer 2.

This all ended up reaching its climax with a horse created using the Find Steed spell, meaning it’s more-or-less immortal, called Bommerphor Williv, aka, Boomer 4 Will Live.

[xenoqueensab]

☄☀️🎈🔪

☄ Do you have any shooting star sightings to share?

One time while we were walking to our cars after dnd me and my best friend saw a shooting star, and this was shortly after I had came out to my friend group and so I said, “It’s a shooting star, make a wish! I wish for D cups!” It was very funny and kinda broke the tension surrounding me being trans around him.

☀ What’s a routine part of your daily activity?

I feed my cat at the same time every morning and night

🔪 What’s a weird or ridiculous way you’ve gotten injured?

One time I was playing in my backyard with a friend from the neighborhood and he accidentally hit me in the head with a bird feeder. 

🎈 Are there any habits, rituals or traditions you picked up from someone else?

I’m very clean and organized because of my mom, 

[grandwarlordradha]

I dont have a pictureof her rn, but i have a 5 foot 2 lesbian human walker named Ruzena.

we take gay of all shapes and sizes here at grandwarlordradha.tumblr.com dont worry

[chunkecheeks]

Make the super girl a teen who crushes on violet

HMMM maybe

[leonin-pal-adin]

Sir Mathias. I still think you should D o C r i m e s

With all due respect, such goes against my job description, and urging an officer of the law to “do crimes”, as has so often been repeated to me, is uncouth. Kindly refrain.