Joekabox

Hey there! My name's Jeremiah, but you can call me Jerry. I'm 31 years old, pansexual, and I'm also non-binary. I use he/him or they/them pronouns, though honestly I'm not too picky. I'm also an atheist, if that matters. This is just a blog where I post what I feel like, mostly consisting of fandom things or my personal opinions.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[filialdisciple]

dumb atla fanfic idea: 13 y.o. zuko accidentally drinks alcohol before the agni kai and beats ozai—

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[tastykeratin]

Fire bending comes from the stomach. Alchohol when purified is flammable. If Toph can bend metal due to it just being a very purified earth,Zuko can use alchohol as a fire flower

[queerpotat]

Zuko, completely sloshed and ready to kill his dad:

[hematite2]

Zuko: uncle, stop this! I can't fight my father, it's pointless!

Iroh, pouring Earth Kingdom moonshine straight down his throat: trust me on this, prince zuko

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[capybaralovers]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[orisnitsa]

[thetragicallynerdy]

[ID: the Bugs Bunny in a tux meme, edited to say “I wish all LGBT+ folk who live in countries where pride is banned, illegal, or unwelcomed a very I love you, stay safe, Happy Pride (red, orange, yellow, green, blue heart emoji). The edited text is in all caps, with LGBT+ in rainbow lettering. End ID.]

[analyzingadventure]

Happy Pride

[sheishine]

Ancient Sea Creature Diorama - Anomalocaris (Cambrian Period).

古代海洋生物ジオラマ - アノマロカリス (カンブリア紀)。

The print is available on my Etsy shop.

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[koko-bunii]

✨Angewomon✨

[prokopetz]

The thing about the all-wine-tastes-the-same-to-me phenomenon is that you can encounter it in literally any sphere of human experience. I can talk about high-budget versus low-budget stop motion animation and immediately be confronted with the fact that most folks reading the post genuinely cannot tell the difference between Ray Harryhausen and Robot Chicken.

[prokopetz]

I was talking about my appreciation for shitty low-budget stop motion and people in the notes were chiming in like yeah, I love Wallace & Gromit too.

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[sonshine-arts]

under the sea 🐟 𓆝 ⋆.

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]