While trying to explain the 'Alignment Chart'...
Y/N: So, yeah, your alignment basically represents how you address interactions and conflict.
Barbara: Oh! It's like a moral compass then?
Y/N: I never thought about it like that, but you're absolutely right Barbara!
Adam: You're brilliant Honey! *pecks Barbara on the cheek*
Barbara: Thanks guys
Lydia: Right, so what does being Chaotic Good mean exactly?
Y/N: Good question Lyds. The characters I play tend to fall under Chaotic Good. What it means is that you, or your character, believe in doing what they think is right, no matter what the rules say.
Lydia: Gotcha. That sounds fun. And by that logic, Chaotic Evil would be something along the lines of... *subtly points to Beetlejuice messing with Y/N's miniatures*
Y/N: *snorts* Actually Lyds, that is an example of the newest alignment: Chaotic Dumbass
Lydia: *laughing* Well, you're not wrong!
BJ: *Looks up with a NPC mini up his nose* What's up?
Y/N, Barbara, Lydia, Adam: *various noises of disgust*
Y/N: *grossed out* Aw, c'mon man! First my dice, now my minis? Why?!
BJ: I was bored! It's not my fault your toys can fit up my nose
Barbara, Y/N, Adam, Lydia: *facepalm*
Adam: I'll get the Kleenex and tweezers.
Y/N & Barbara: Don't forget the Clorox!
