#chapter s

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Acoda: Hey, what time is it?

Rhymos: I don’t know, pass me that trombone and I’ll find out.

Rhymos: [Blasts the trombone]

Theremin: Who the FUCK is playing the trombone at TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?

Rhymos: It’s two A.M.

[wavetapper]

i just hate the purified is that so wrong

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Rhymos: Hey Acoda, do you know my blood type?

Acoda: Yes, it’s B positive.

Rhymos: Ok, I guessed wrong. Hey Nurse!

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Orchestius: You've got to apologize.

Acoda: Why?

Orchestius: Because it's the mature and adult thing to do.

Acoda: ... How does that affect me?

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Dak: You know, like nya!

Rest: What?

Dak: nya!

Rest: Stop

[Later]

Dak: Like, nyah!

Acoda: nyah!

Orchestius, crying: I don't know what this means

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Acoda: You're the strongest person I know.

Rest: I believe that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Acoda: Well, don't get used to it. You're still very strange and annoying.

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Acoda: Synonyms are weird, because if someone invites you to their cottage in the forest, that’s just nice and cozy. But if someone invites you to a cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Theremin: My favorite is butt dial vs. booty call.

Rhymos: It’s called connotation.

Thaddeus: Also “forgive me, father, for I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty.”

Orchestius: Great news! Language is now cancelled.

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Dak: Hey, you’re pretty cool!

Thaddeus: Prepare to be disappointed.