#rhymos

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Acoda: Hey, what time is it?

Rhymos: I don’t know, pass me that trombone and I’ll find out.

Rhymos: [Blasts the trombone]

Theremin: Who the FUCK is playing the trombone at TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?

Rhymos: It’s two A.M.

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Rhymos: Hey Acoda, do you know my blood type?

Acoda: Yes, it’s B positive.

Rhymos: Ok, I guessed wrong. Hey Nurse!

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Acoda: Synonyms are weird, because if someone invites you to their cottage in the forest, that’s just nice and cozy. But if someone invites you to a cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Theremin: My favorite is butt dial vs. booty call.

Rhymos: It’s called connotation.

Thaddeus: Also “forgive me, father, for I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty.”

Orchestius: Great news! Language is now cancelled.

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Telharmonius: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Rhymos: What if it bites me and it dies?

Acoda: That means you’re poisonous.

Rest: What if it bites itself and I die?

Dak: That’s voodoo.

Theremin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Thaddeus: That’s correlation, not causation.

Thundergar: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Archbishop: That’s kinky.

Orchestius: Oh my god.

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Rhymos, with his hands over Theremin’s eyes: Guess who!

Theremin: It’s either Rhymos or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Rhymos: It’s Rhymos!

Theremin: Damn.

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[Rhymos knocks on the door]

Acoda: You can’t come in.

Rhymos: Why not?

Acoda: Because.. Uh… Thaddeus is naked.

Thaddeus: What?

Acoda: I couldn’t tell him I was naked! He’s allowed to see me naked!

Thaddeus: Why does anyone have to be naked?!

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Rest: This is not some simple task like, say, riding a bicycle, cracking an egg... or committing premeditated murder.

Rhymos: Wait, what was that last one?

Rest: ...Cracking an egg.

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Rhymos: Let’s just agree to say “i’m sorry” on the count of three.

Rhymos: One.

Acoda: ...

Rhymos: Two.

Acoda: ...

Rhymos: Three

Acoda: ...

Rhymos: ...

Acoda: ...

Rhymos: Well now i’m just disappointed in both of us