#orchestius

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Orchestius: You've got to apologize.

Acoda: Why?

Orchestius: Because it's the mature and adult thing to do.

Acoda: ... How does that affect me?

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Dak: You know, like nya!

Rest: What?

Dak: nya!

Rest: Stop

[Later]

Dak: Like, nyah!

Acoda: nyah!

Orchestius, crying: I don't know what this means

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Acoda: Synonyms are weird, because if someone invites you to their cottage in the forest, that’s just nice and cozy. But if someone invites you to a cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Theremin: My favorite is butt dial vs. booty call.

Rhymos: It’s called connotation.

Thaddeus: Also “forgive me, father, for I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty.”

Orchestius: Great news! Language is now cancelled.

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Telharmonius: I am 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don't care

Orchestius: That's 110%

Telharmonius: 20% of me doesn't care

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Orchestius, to Rest: I wrote down all your phone messages in here, which I organized into three piles-

Orchestius: “From Thaddeus”…

Orchestius: …“Death threats”…

Orchestius: …and “Death threats from Thaddeus".

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Orchetius: Okay, what have I told you about kidnapping?

Theremin: It's illegal and rude...

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Dak: Hey, Orchestius? Where does the wind blow from?

Orchestius: Wind is just a force caused by changes in temperature and atmospheric pressure and...

Orchestius: Huh. That’s actually a hard question, now that I think about it.

Orchestius: Kind of deep, really. I mean, where does the wind blow from? What do you think, Telharmonius?

Telharmonius: Don’t know. Don’t care.

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[through text message]

Orcherstius: I don't care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Acoda: Alive.

Orcherstius: Not in jail?

Acoda: [read 3:46 AM]

Orcherstius: ACODA!