#character ballot

[megazeo]

You know, in all seriousness, just to save everybody involved some headaches, Nintendo probably should’ve held two separate character ballots - One for Nintendo characters and one for third party characters.

[runt-ch]

Vote for your favorite character in Smash!

Along with the Lucas and Mewtwo reveal on Smash bros as DLC, Nintendo has opened an open ballot for fans to vote for their favorite character to join the smash!

Because this is such a prestigious event, I urge all of you to do what’s right and vote for what really matters in videogames: Diversity. We need a shining paragon of homosexuality in Smash, so they can show the world and the misogynistic gamers that homosexuals are people too!

One voice isn’t enough, we need many. We need to overflow Sakurai’s inbox saying that we want the one, the only Commander Shepherd in Smash! He would make a great fighter, as he is the shining paragon of homosexuality and gay rights. He would be able to show the world just how great it is to be gay, and how triggering being straight is.

His final smash could be a plethora of options as he chooses which final smash to use with his dialogue wheel. One of the options would be to seduce one of the other smashers and convince them to not fight anymore and instead make love.

I expect opposition though, because the gay hating gamers will start screaming about “agendas” if Shepherd were in Smash, not realizing that social commentaries are what makes games art. It is that kind of hardship that gays face all the time, and Shepherd winning the ballot would mark a change in how the world would perceive gays.

[battyblazing]

I couldn't resist....

[cosmic-glitch]

Has no one thought about Young Link for SSB4? Like, he could use the masks as his specials and the fierce Diety as a final smash, I am in need of this now!

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Characters that actually have a chance at appearing so you should vote for them

Solid SnakeBIG BOSS

Shantae

Shovel Knight

Phoenix Wright

WALUIGI

Crono, Magus, Frog, Aayla, Marle, Lucca, Robo, anyone from Chrono Trigger

Wreck-It Ralph

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Choices of characters that have about -100% chance of getting in but would be cool to see in the game

Gordon Freeman

Razputin Aquato

Trevor Phillips

Isaac (from Binding of Isaac)

Master Chief

Cloud Strife

Sephiroth

Sora

Kratos

War

Scorpion

Ryu, Akuma, Guile, Chun Li, Juri-Han, M. Bison...

Batman

Filia

Morrigan Aensland

Sir Daniel Fortesque

Booker DeWitt

Maximo

Anyone from TF2

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Absolutely terrible choices for the Fighter Ballot

Glover

Goku

Custer (from Custer’s Revenge)

Freddy Fazbear

Octodad

Frogger

The paperboy from Paperboy

Dante (the new one)

Slender Man

Stupid-ass weeaboo characters from games no one has ever heard of

Ridley

[princess-chilidog]

For the smash characters poll I voted for cooking mama. Well like she's Nintendo, cute and funny. I mean have you played those games? You don't want to disappoint mama. At all.