Hot buns and chili dogs

Ashley |26| She/They Next week we're having chilli, Sonic speed

[princess-chilidog]

Omg I started tumblr 13 years ago when I was 13. That young kid had no idea how hot and queer we'd grow up to be 😂

[xochihuacoyotl]

so. not to doxx myself (i've talked about this here before though) but i live in Kansas. and my license was just revoked very suddenly and immediately because i'm trans and had changed my gender marker.

so now i cannot legally drive or vote until/unless i let them force me to carry around a card that misgenders me and outs me as trans, because i certainly don't look female anymore.

[xochihuacoyotl]

so hey if you have the means and want to help with any of this, please consider donating to the ACLU of Kansas because they are at least going to try to do something to push back against this, and i'm such a panicky wreck that the only thing i can do to get through my immediate gut reaction to having my license revoked tonight (i cannot stress enough that i received the letter today saying that my license is no longer valid tomorrow) is focus on the fact that there's at least one entity trying to protect me and my fellow trans kansans.

Support the ACLU of Kansas Foundation

[faggotfungus]

More info on what's been happening in Kansas:

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses

"The legislature did not include a grace period."

[brunz]

carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

[brunz]

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

[crystalqueer]

My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and

Now I’m terrified.

[pussyong-deactivated20200810]

im a fucking clown . but i am free .

[pussyong-deactivated20200810]

[classicslesbianopinions]

i like to commit random acts of hubris. just pepper them throughout my life. someday a god is going to smite me and i’m ready for it

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

me @ zeus: lets do it baby i know the law

[gyaruundertaker-deactivated2020]

[newdoges]

[shiloriin]

the perfect boy doesnt exi-

[lordmeowdemort]

Tag yourself I’m 5

[pure]

yall out here eating ass but got a prollem with foot fetishes … Where’s the logic !!

[god-coward]

Ain’t got no ass fungus. Ain’t nobody got athletes ass my guy. Ain’t nobody walkin around with a cracked ass, minus the buttcrack. Ain’t nobody growing bunyans on their ass. Ain’t nobody having to grind down their asscheeks with a pumas stone. Ain’t nobody got an ashy ass. Ain’t nobody got some Giant veins and bones in their ass cheeks. Ain’t nobody got some crusty assnails they gotta trim. Ain’t no doctor take your ass print when you’re born and slap that shit on your birth certificate as identification. Ain’t nobody been busted for a crime via CSI finding your assprints. Ain’t nobody got blisters all in their ass. Ain’t nobody using their ass to walk. Ain’t nobody got moving digits on their ass that they can articulate and climb trees with. Ain’t nobody died in World War 1 from trench-ass my guy. Ain’t nobody stabbing eachother at an Old Navy for dollar assflop day. Ain’t nobody got a case of assjam my dude.

[eyestrain-addict]

REBECCA MY WIG

[flowerinaflame]

[googleplaysore]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[dingdongyouarewrong]

im short circuiting

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[preciousbeaan]

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

[drawing-bored-deactivated202312]

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

[pajamazam]

Little Mac, shuddering as Incineroar affectionately rubs against him: Why is this weird cat man obsessed with me? He’s been following me ever since the fight with Ken

Samus, as Pikachu stands on her shoulder: Mac, that’s a pokemon. It’s probably like that cause you’re its trainer.

Little Mac: I’ve never trained a cat. Although there was that one little black and red cat I used to take care of back at the gym

Pokemon Trainer: You…mean a litten?

Little Mac: I don’t know. The little guy was so small when I first took him in. He didn’t even grow until we started feeding him and taking him out for walks in the grass.

Pokemon Trainer: Yeah, that’s what Pokemon do. It’s their evolution. And the final evolution of Litten is…

Mac looks up at the buff cat, looking into his eyes now

Little Mac, on the verge of tears: Jalapeño?