Blitzen and Hearthstone Headcanons
Blitz, the ultimate dwarven frisbee master he is, works a side job of playing with people's dogs as an alternative to simply walking them.
Blitz and Hearth sleep side by side, even if there are two beds.
Hearth says farewell to the sun each time it sets and misses it until morning.
Hearth loves to take photographs (because, as Blitzen has stated, he is a romantic). Blitz is embarrassed to have his photograph taken because it takes so much scrutiny and attention.
Blitzen likes to work out.
Hearthstone has never seen Blitzen cry, even though Blitz has seen Hearth cry multiple times. This is because Blitz spent a lot of time making sure that Hearth was comfortable opening up about his past, but hypocritically refuses to do the same out of fear of being a burden and being selfish.
In the case that they ever kiss, Hearth must tilt his head very particularly in order to accommodate Blitz’s lightning bolt-shaped, repeatedly-broken nose.
(possible tw: mention of ed) Hearth struggles with the physical aftermath of an ed, despite not having had one. He can no longer identify if he is hungry or full, and thus relies on timers or Blitzen to know when to eat and how much to.
Hearth also falls ill often due to his inconsistent eating habits.
Blitzen secretly likes boxing. He likes taking his anger out like this, and nobody knows (though, Hearth probably suspects, or knows without Blitz being aware).
Blitz accompanies Hearthstone to renaissance fairs and whines about it the same way that Hearth accompanies Blitzen on shopping sprees and whines.
