Aug 12, 2020
He must have graduated from the school of vulgar chat-up lines.
I’ve Fallen in Love with You (Chinese tv series, 2020)
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He must have graduated from the school of vulgar chat-up lines.
I’ve Fallen in Love with You (Chinese tv series, 2020)
hey baby, are you out of this world?
Yes, usually. I can’t spend too much time on Earth, as it gives Father headaches.
You dad must be an astronaut. He stole all the stars and put them in your eyes. (Btw did that hurt?)
Funnily enough my father IS an astronaut and HAS tried to fire giant balls of flaming gas into my eyes...how did you know?
I love long distance relationships
What a coincidence, I’d love it if you were further away.
You're like the sun, stay 3 trillion miles away from me
3 trillion miles is quite a way, you must be stranded somewhere in the solar system?
mis huevos son muy cansado....llegar y ayudar a mimir, mamacita...?
A: Hey, I'm allergic to stupid, ugly people.
B: -___-, But you're not having a reaction.
A: I know ;)
B: *blushu-blushu*