How to make a chia seed bong step by step
Step one, get your materials
•spoon (for mixing) (although optional if you don’t mind the slime)
Step two: eyeball the water to chia ratio
In retrospect I should have measured but whatever live and learn
Mix in how ever much chia you will need to cover your surface
Just give it a good mix and within seconds it will look like this
Step 3: wait I used too much chia seeds
So you have more chia than you need, that’s fine you have other glass things in your house you can chia, do those first to pump yourself up for the real thing
Step 4: fuck they keep sliding down
That’s fine just uh i don’t know put more water and keep tapping it with your hands. The kits used to have a tool for this but you know it’s because it’s a jelly substance on a smooth surface. Whatever it’ll stick at once point
Step 5: put it in a dark place because your cats are dicks and knock anything from a windowsill
The counter cat can’t get to you now
Safe with the wine bottles
Step 6: wait till something happens