#cheater!

[melking]

i don’t believe in the validity of an anonymous tumblr "spoiler" but i actually think it would be hilarious for langdon to glance at mel's lips and then be like whelp better get home to the missus

[witches-and-weirdos]

"I don't want to give you a bad day. We get plenty of those just by living, ye? Instead, I got a new funny book the other day. Want to read it with me?"

Ruin my muse's day!

"I- okay... why would you want to give me a bad day?"

Also the 'funny book' can maybe reveal if she has any humor or not. She's not sure she does.

[dragongirltitties]

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[virginiagreene]

My most recently completed project for the Cornell Lab of Ornithology, and one of my last projects! An opening spread for a Living Bird article on avian genomics, and how studying avian genomes sometimes makes figuring out species relationships less clear, despite having more information! Can you name all the warblers depicted?

[ardentpoop]

I’ve taken english classes in arab country and arabic classes in english country

[keepscrollinghun]

arsenal..

[apostleled]

' kiss me, my chapstick tastes like peaches. '

“I see how you are. That’s cheating. Who told you peaches are my favorite?”

[candykraken]

► eat the triple-fried shwaffle. you can do this

Well it doesn’t say she has to eat the whole thing. She’ll just eat the shrimps.