#cheesethief

[sisterdelores]

Brothers and sisters, I must confess a grievous truth. Surely, ye have marked how our cheese supply hath dwindled most mysteriously. The cause, I fear, is none other than mine own hand. When the moon sitteth high in the heavens, I do rise from my rest, creep to the window, and devour the cheese straight from its sack. Verily, I am ashamed, and I do swear to atone through mine own toil. I hope ye can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

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Cheesethief: I guess it’s true what they say. There are no straight men in the trenches. Killconey: That’s atheists. There are no atheists in the trenches.

[drn1k0]

I Eated it All

[Left is N (me) Right is Nickle ( @graboidmilk )]

I've committed crimes.

But

It was really funny

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[Cheesethief and Cluny arguing and Cheesethief puts a hand on Cluny’s shoulder. ]

Cheesethief: Would you look at what I’m doing? Now that can’t be smart. So we’re just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket.

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Cheesethief and Redtooth, prank calling: Is your refrigerator running?

Cluny, paranoid: How did you know I had a fridge?

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Cheesethief: So you’re non-biney? Like you don’t have any biney?

Killconey: I guess

Cheesethief: That’s so poggers

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Cheesethief, to Cluny: I organized your messages into three categories

Cheesethief : ‘From Your Mother', 'Death Threats', and 'Death Threats From Your Mother’

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Cheesethief: You don’t see good ditches these days. If I want to pass out in a ditch I have to Google “ditches near me” and look for one with good reviews and it’s a whole thing.