Sooooooooo, I did something stupid.
I burnt falafels in the microwave… The smell is the embodiment of a fart that ate a camp fire!
Its impregnating the house with its STENCH!!! Gaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
What’s even more concerning is that I’ve burnt more food in Chef Mike then I should. I’ve burnt tofu, hot pockets, hash browns, noodles, rice, curry, cake— I have a body count and I hate it. I’ve nearly started fires!
I can hear my family’s disappointment from here.
















