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Matt: Why was I cursed with all of the dummy and none of the thicc?

Ginger:

Ginger: I hope you know that this haunts me.

Matt: Good :)

Matt: Here’s the tea you asked for.

Ginger: *sips* this tastes a little odd, how did you make this?

Matt: Oh, I just boiled some Gatorade.

Ginger: ...

Matt: ...

Ginger: *slowly takes another sip*

Matt, singing: MOTHMAN! There’s no need to feel down.

Ginger: Oh no.

Sam: I said MOTHMAN!

Ginger: Boys why?

Bobby: LIFT that man off the ground!

Cris: I said MOTHMAN!

Ginger: Cris I thought you’d be on my side.

Felicity: Swing your new friend around.

Ginger: I thought you were the reasonable one. Will and Ashley you’re my only hopes.

Will and Ashley: *eye contact*

Will and Ashley: *look back at Ginger*

Ginger: Please no guys this is the 3rd time today.

Will: Cause it’s FUN

Ashley: To SWING a HUMAN!

Ginger, Felicity, and every other reasonable person on the team: Uhhhh whatcha doing?

Matt, Sam, and Quinn, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking.

Out of context quotes from Taken that are pure gold 2/2:

(Admittedly this book has quite a few typos but here are some quotes that prove that Eva Nguyen is hilarious.)

Matt: *flirting terribly*

Ginger: Is he always like this?

Mrs. Ching: No, usually, he’s worse.

One of my ships that isn’t super popular: *exists*

Me: *grunting and sweating as I push this damn boat myself* I WILL MAKE YOU POPULAR IF IT KILLS ME

Ginger, at some point definitely: Matt-- the sky to my moon, the love of my life, the yee to my haw why’d you do that you idiot

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