#turbofrost

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Matt, singing: MOTHMAN! There’s no need to feel down.

Ginger: Oh no.

Sam: I said MOTHMAN!

Ginger: Boys why?

Bobby: LIFT that man off the ground!

Cris: I said MOTHMAN!

Ginger: Cris I thought you’d be on my side.

Felicity: Swing your new friend around.

Ginger: I thought you were the reasonable one. Will and Ashley you’re my only hopes.

Will and Ashley: *eye contact*

Will and Ashley: *look back at Ginger*

Ginger: Please no guys this is the 3rd time today.

Will: Cause it’s FUN

Ashley: To SWING a HUMAN!

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Cris: Don’t worry I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Ginger: Uh... I think you mean cards?

Bobby: She did not.

Cris, pulling multiple knives out of her sleeves: I did not.

[violetwolfraven]

Out of context quotes from Taken that are pure gold 2/2:

(Admittedly this book has quite a few typos but here are some quotes that prove that Eva Nguyen is hilarious.)

[violetwolfraven]

Bobby: Cris talks in her sleep a lot. It’s really cute.

Cris, sleeping: Fight me...you motherfucker...square up...I think the fuck not...

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One of my ships that isn’t super popular: *exists*

Me: *grunting and sweating as I push this damn boat myself* I WILL MAKE YOU POPULAR IF IT KILLS ME

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Cris: YOU’RE SO ANNOYING! I CAN’T BELIEVE I FELL FOR YOU!

Bobby: I’M ANNOYING?! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO CHEATED!

Cris: YEAH ONLY CAUSE YOU CHEATED FIRST!

Ginger: so I think we’re done playing uno for approximately forever...

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Honestly the most relatable character in the Misfits is Sam because he gets abducted by aliens and finds himself surrounded by kids he doesn’t know and what does he do? Freak out? Make friends like a normal person? Try to escape?

No. He makes friends by being as annoying as possible until they can’t help but adopt him and immediately starts shipping his new friends.