Feb 24, 2021
Funny Out Of Context Descending Quotes Part 3
seen from Malaysia
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Russia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Yemen
seen from Malaysia
seen from Belgium
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Austria
seen from Japan
seen from China
seen from Belgium
seen from India
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
Funny Out Of Context Descending Quotes Part 3
Sam: Ah, yes, baguettes. The snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, sir.
Baker:
Baker: I’m sorry, what?
Felicity, softly: We’ll take two baguettes, please.
In case y’all need something to read during the last couple weeks of quarentine (at least until we have another wave around flu season *sigh*) you should read Taken. It’s by Eva Nguyen and its on Amazon for like $5.00 for a paperback and less for a kindle book. There are a few typos, but the story is really good and check out the cast of characters who bond and become an amazing squad of besties:
Redhead super smart girl with an alcoholic mother who basically raised her younger sister with their brother.
Computer geek jokester Asian boy raised by a single mother.
Implied-to-be-mixed-race Asian/white badass brunette jock girl.
Boy (race not stated) obsessed with combat and weapons.
Super compassionate but surprisingly sassy blonde girl.
Hispanic/Latino boy who is super loyal and kind and never gives up on anybody.
Middle-Eastern girl with (implied) PTSD who really likes biology and medical sciences.
Hawaiian boy who chooses not to talk for most of the book but is there for everybody when they need him.
Black boy who is super smart with robotics and super sarcastic.
Native-American girl who is the nicest softest character ever.
Macy.
Basically, if you like action, sci-fi, adventure (as well as romantic subplots) read Taken. It’s really good and after that cliffhanger ending I REALLY can’t wait for the sequel which is gonna be called Descending.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1093164336/ref=
Matt, singing: MOTHMAN! There’s no need to feel down.
Ginger: Oh no.
Sam: I said MOTHMAN!
Ginger: Boys why?
Bobby: LIFT that man off the ground!
Cris: I said MOTHMAN!
Ginger: Cris I thought you’d be on my side.
Felicity: Swing your new friend around.
Ginger: I thought you were the reasonable one. Will and Ashley you’re my only hopes.
Will and Ashley: *eye contact*
Will and Ashley: *look back at Ginger*
Ginger: Please no guys this is the 3rd time today.
Will: Cause it’s FUN
Ashley: To SWING a HUMAN!
Sam: I’m terrified of the 25th letter of the alphabet.
Felicity: Why?
Sam: *screams*
Ginger, Felicity, and every other reasonable person on the team: Uhhhh whatcha doing?
Matt, Sam, and Quinn, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking.
Felicity, being edgy: Do not fear death. Fear the state in which you die.
Matt, in a terrified whisper: New Jersey.
Sam: butter is just food lotion
Felicity: something is seriously wrong with you