#will lopez

[violetwolfraven]

Funny Out Of Context Descending Quotes Part 3

[elizabeth-owens]

Photo of the Day: Will Lopez, formerly of Stacked Like Pancakes (“Pancakes and Chill”) — Ottobar — February 17th, 2018

[violetwolfraven]

Ginger, Felicity, and every other reasonable person on the team: Uhhhh whatcha doing?

Matt, Sam, and Quinn, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking.

[violetwolfraven]

Out of context quotes from Taken that are pure gold 2/2:

(Admittedly this book has quite a few typos but here are some quotes that prove that Eva Nguyen is hilarious.)

[violetwolfraven]

HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

THERE’S THIS BOOK CALLED TAKEN BY EVA NGUYEN ON AMAZON AND RIGHT NOW ITS ONLY A KINDLE BOOK AND IT’S PRETTY SHORT BUT ITS A PRETTY GOOD READ!!! YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY CHECK IT OUT CAUSE ITS LIKE $3 AND THERE SHOULD BE A PAPERBACK OUT SOON BUT BASICALLY IT’S A GOOD BOOK AND IT REALLY NEEDS A FANDOM!

Check what it’s got:

A strong female main character

Diversity

Fandom references

Some funny moments

Some serious moments

A meaningful friendship between a bunch of teenagers

A sci-fi plot

I’m not gonna spoil anything but also...

SHIPS

ANYWAY GUYS JUST CHECK THIS OUT CAUSE I THINK IT’S GOOD AND IT DESERVES AT LEAST A SMALL FAN BASE!!!

[violetwolfraven]

Matt: Whomst’d’ve consumed my ice juice?!

Ashley: Should I call the exorcist?

Sam: I hath consumed thou ocean sauce.

Will: Call the exorcist.

[violetwolfraven]

Everyone: *standing around a broken coffee pot*

Macy: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Zoe: I did... I broke it.

Macy: No. No you didn’t. Sam?

Sam: Don’t look at me. Look at Matt.

Matt: What? I didn’t break it!

Sam: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Matt: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Sam: Suspicious.

Matt: No, it’s not!

Ashley: If it matters, but probably not, Felicity was the last one to use it.

Felicity: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Ashley: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Felicity: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows this, Ashley!

Zoe: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Macy.

Macy: No! Who broke it?

Matt: Macy... Quinn’s been awfully quiet.

Quinn: [shocked expression]

Everyone: [starts arguing]

Macy, aside where the others can’t hear her: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.