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I see a lot of posts + jokes about small dogs being the vicious ones, but I’ve now owned both large and tiny dogs, and all they ever collectively wanted was head pats, so idk maybe you’re all just bad dog owners

#I also want to note that one post that said videos with angry #chihauhaus most likely purosefully riled them up before recording #dogs #dog #chihauhaus #big dogs #small dogs #doggos #notalastword #not a last word #hot take #PURPOSEFULLY

This looks like a renaissance painting

#dogs #doggo #chihauhaus #renissance #art #beauty

There's a couple #chihauhaus looking for a #home. #askingforafriend

#home #chihauhaus #askingforafriend

Nap time!! #chihauhaus #chihuahuasofvine

#chihauhaus #chihuahuasofvine

Dulce the Tourist!

#chihauhaus #animals #dogs #cuteness #submission

Pack of Chihauhaus

Local Chihauhau Pack Many parts of the country have problems with gangs of roaming animals or insects. Texas and Michigan have problems with wild pigs and Florida has problems with fire ants and huge snakes taking over the everglades. New York City has problems with rats and roaches not to mention some of the insects! Australia has problems with huge cane toads But we’ve developed a different problem here in the country in SW Michigan, we have several packs of marauding chihauhaus! Now, I have to admit that a herd of yappy, bulgy eyed little dogs chasing John down the street was kind of funny, but I draw the line when they tear up my wife's tulips, chase our dog Scraggles or terrorize the cats, Taco and Bell. I mean after all, we have enough shit to deal with without stuff like that! It all start when an old couple, Hubert and Hilda, passed away on the same night (probably Hilda’s cooking) leaving their three chihauhaus alone in the house. People who finally opened the front door where knocked down by the dogs energetically running over them. Chihauhaus breed rapidly and the rest is history. Bad enough that we have a bunch of the bulgy eyed little freaks running around, but they’re inbred as well. Of course, that’s kind of the theme of the county anyway. Lot’s of people around here are bulgy eyed. Rumor has it, and their children tend to back it up, that George and Gertrude down the street, were brother and sister long before they were married. Know what has an IQ of 150? 148 chihauhaus and their two owners. Chihauhaus can be long or short haired and our herd is all short haired, some so short they even look a bit bald. They go running by like that herd of dogs I remember from when I was a kid, in a cloud of dust with the smallest barking like hell and bringing up the rear. Various things lead these processions, sometimes a hog, sometimes a farmer. One of my neighbors swears that every now and then he sees a rat or two running with the pack. Hard to tell the difference. We used to have a lot of bigger dogs living in the area but most of them choked on one of the chihauhaus. Gotta go! I hear them coming now!

#humor #satire #dogs #chihauhaus #country