#chocolate rant

[askcharaandfriends]

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you white chocolate, don't make white chocolate blondies! Make life take the white chocolate back! Get mad! I don't want your dumb white chocolate, what am I supposed to do with this!? Make life rue the day it thought it could give Chara white chocolate! Do you know who I am!? I’m the kid who’s gonna burn your house down! WITH THE WHITE CHOCOLATE!!! I’m gonna get Undyne to invent a bar of white chocolate that burns your house down!

*Undyne would totally be down to do this [the woman set fire to her own house, wants a hot fridge, and tried to cook popsicles in another life, and now she's a scientist? Bring it on!!]

*Chara would actually not. [But it was funny tho]

*Frisk kinda likes white chocolate, but I picture them as saying the Glados parts.

"Aren't you tired of being nice? Dont you just wanna go crazy?"

[viwhski]

Why is it that chocolate occasionally burns my throat? Like, im not allergic to it im sure but theres an occasional like feeling of sorts? Or like uncomfortable feeling when eating chocolates.

I cant tell if its because the chocolate made is crap and I need to get better quality chocolates OR if there is something wrong with me in a deeper level.

[idonteatchocolate]

ugh the urge to draw is strong but i have so much to study for ;-;

[princeofcolour]

guys

vegan chocolate's srsly changing my life 

my whole life i thought i hated chocolate, but turns out i just hate chocolate w any sort of dairy (esp milk chocolate). i've been sampling lots of different kinds of vegan chocolates, and here are my two favs:

if you haven't tried already, i recommend taza organic stone ground chocolate. it's fucking delicious and you can taste the ground cacao, like eating a chocolate stone but the smoothest one you can find. also, they sell rounds of chocolate with salt n pepper in it. the main point of the bar is the super interesting pepper, but it's great for ppl who are sucker for a chocolatey + salty combo

and sweetriot makes all natural, gmo and dairy free bars that are just like squares of pure, simple chocolate goodness. the best part is these bars don't make you feel bad healthwise even if you eat the whole thing and i've been eating this stuff almost everyday for a couple weeks now. try their chocolate esp the bar w flax seeds in it, you will be a changed person trust

[quatschmachen]

So I finally opened up that Chocolate Frog I got from the Harry Potter tour and... I am unimpressed. For the amount of money I paid for it, I expected quality chocolate not the sort of low grade WalMart Easterbunny chocolate that's overly sweet. :/ So yes it's a cool thing to try but the chocolate is really low quality crap and very disappointing, but I shouldn't be surprised since the stuff at the store was obviously high priced brand name Harry Potter stuff.

I feel like I've been ripped off to be honest. :/ If you're going to charge me 7 pounds at least give me quality chocolate! >:C On the bright side though I did get the Helga Hufflepuff card with it!! Aww yiss, Hufflepuff pride!

[protectivepoison]

Actually one bar of Hersheys = 26g of sugar whereas 1 bar of cadburys is 25.5g. So yeah.

Alright, no need to get technical. It's my opinion about chocolate so chill! I'm going by taste here, not fact. Cadbury's tastes like sweet shit whereas Hershey's just tastes fucking good.

[protectivepoison]

Sam

If Hershey's tastes like poop then I've been missing out on all the poop I could have eaten because Hershey's is the best and Cadbury's sucks in comparison.

[protectivepoison]

I find it funny how English people don't like Hershey's chocolate. It's only because it's actual chocolate rather than the ridiculously sweet Cadbury's shit. Yeah I eat Cadbury's because I like chocolate, but Hershey's is like heaven god damn it