#choo choooooo

[koroart]

Doodling bisexuals this fine evening 👌🏼✨

[theodoradevlin]

The corridor leading to the Great Hall was already humming with the lingering smells of dinner when Theo made her way down. She had just passed the familiar statue of the Hogwarts architect when her foot slipped unexpectedly on something slick on the last stair. Was that a chunk of butter? How very weird.

Before she could catch herself, she stumbled forward and bumped squarely into Felix' back.

The Ravenclaw jolted slightly but didn’t stumble. As he looked over his shoulder, the warm torchlight cast a soft glow across his golden hair, and the softest smile was already forming on his lips when he saw who it was.

"Well, hello there," he said with a light chuckle and shifted his weight slightly, still steady under her small collision. "Want another piggyback ride?" :)

Theo's boots slip and suddenly she's careening into nothing but air and the possibility of death by butter.

She braces herself for impact, but not before her hands gratefully find something solid. Her palms skim against the familiar blue of a Ravenclaw uniform as she attempts to steady herself.

A familiar face glances back at her, and she's relieved that Felix is the blonde Ravenclaw she's running into today. If he hadn't been there to break her fall, it might have been Alsius she would've been going to see instead.

With a sigh of relief, her scowl melts into an easy expression at Felix's greeting. She always appreciated that Felix seemed to be less and less phased by meeting her in injury-prone situations more often then not.

Bikes. Potion Bottles. And now she could add defying gravity to their list.

(And when she saw Vetiti in the common room later, she was going to be sure to show him exactly where his stick of butter belonged. )

"Hello, yourself." She returns his grin before taking a half step back to survey all 191 cm of him as a thought occurs to her.

“You know...why don’t I give you a piggyback ride instead? I need to repay two favors now. It's the least I could do!"

There is nothing but full confidence in her voice despite being 21cm shorter than him.

Theo quickly spins around, pausing before she dips forward slightly. After an awkward moment she straightens—given his height, the movement feels almost unnecessary.

She didn't know what they were feeding their wizards in Sweden, but Felix's giraffe legs were long enough that she could just remain standing.

She throws her arms back, looping around Felix’s lower thighs as she waits in position and braces herself. Her knees bend slightly to prepare herself in anxious anticipation.

“Okay, I’m ready. What are you waiting for? Hop on up!”

[knifefather]

Oooof u get me 🥲 (same anon as the “la squadra needs to desire me carnally”) just imagining being their live in slut just 🤯 living with the boys just so they can get out their pent up sexual frustrations. In return u just get to hang out around the house, do whatever you please and get railed whenever, one can only dream right? Choo choo here comes the la squadra train!!!

Exactlyyyyyy!! Maybe they could assign you a mundane job for the team, like keeping track of paperwork to put a little cash in your pocket. They allow you to do whatever you please as long as at the end of the day, when they are tired and frustrated, your pretty little holes are available for their stress relief. 

The guys would bond over fucking you and treat it as an activity: you fuck all over the house, out in the open, with no restraint. It’s common for you to be sucking Melone’s cock while he browses his phone. Ghiaccio would be behind you, thrusting into you lazily and cumming whenever he feels like it. Formaggio likes to take your ass, so he would while Illuso takes your cunt. If Proscuitto or Pesci are around, they don’t miss the opportunity to fill your mouth while they’re at it. 

Risotto is pretty much the only one that fucks you privately. He asks you beforehand, like a gentleman, either by whispering it huskily in your ear or leaving you a note in your bedroom. As the Capo his responsibilities are numerous, and he takes your time together to really let loose. No matter how hard you try to keep quiet, the others can hear you scream while Risotto pounds you for all he’s worth. You’re always covered in bruises in the shape of his hands afterward, but you feel refreshed and rejuvenated after every time you take his cock 

[spacenintendogs]

if we lay a strong enough foundation

we'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you

and you'll blow us all away

someday, someday

[imbeccablee]

Infinity Train (2019), by me, tumblr user imbeccablee

[theggning]

First Kiss Friday

Tagged by the lovely and talented @mayihavethisdanse once more.

I’ve now depicted Danse’s first kiss in two different fics with two different partners in two different verses. So let’s be spicy and go for the curveball with Piper.

Excerpt from the Danse/Piper disaster nobody asked for, Stories From The Front: 

“You saved them in the only way you could. You found the truth. I didn’t know any of them, and I can’t speak for them, but if there’s any way they could see what you did for them? I think that’d make them pretty damn happy.”

 Danse held her gaze for a long moment. He opened and closed his lips several times, as though fumbling for something to say. At last, he closed his eyes.

 “You’re right.” He raked his fingers through his dark hair. “The truth… may be all I was able to recover. But it’s important.”

 Piper smirked. “The most important thing in the world.”

 “Yes.” Danse continued rubbing the back of his head somewhat sheepishly. “And if it wasn’t for you…” 

 Awkward laughter bubbled up in her chest. “Oh, you don’t need to thank me.”

 “I do,” he said. “If it wasn’t for you, I may never have found them. I’d have been turned away at the gates of this town. Even if I found the warehouse, I may have wandered into an ambush and ended up a casualty as well.”

 Piper became acutely aware she was turning pink. Though who could possibly blame her? Danse was looking at her with the most intensely earnest sincerity she’d ever seen in those big brown eyes. So intense it made her heart pound faster, but she couldn’t bring herself to look away no matter how desperately she wanted to hide from it.

 “I, ah… happy to help. The truth is my… my business.”

 “And you’re an excellent businesswoman.” He smiled. Jesus, that unpracticed, careful, sweet little smile. “You kept your word and your agreement to help me. I couldn’t have done this without you.”

 It got even worse when he drew closer. Put his hand on her shoulder. A broad, warm, rough hand, strong fingers squeezing her with a gentle clutch. He leaned forward, easing the height difference, capturing her gaze even more helplessly with those goddamned soft-ass eyes of his.

 “I’m-- surprised to admit it. And not certain how to explain it, but I… I find myself-- very glad you came with me.”

 “Hyeh,” said Piper eloquently.

 Oh my God. She was sweating. He was so close. He was touching her and Piper realized with a mad sinking feeling that she didn’t want him to stop. But the moment was ending. He was going to pull away any second now.

 Or… was he? He was still there. Still touching her. And she realized, with dawning awe, that he was unsure. Looking a bit like he just noticed himself teetering on the edge of a cliff. Unsure whether to lean forward or fall back-- unsure of which direction the drop was or how far he’d have to fall if he took it.

     This is crazy. There’s no way. No way he’s thinking about…  

 His fingers brushed a strand of hair back behind her ear, and Piper’s eyes slowly widened.

     Oh, the hell with it.  

 Just as it had last night, the frenzied, impulsive part of her brain decided to kiss him. But this time, it wasn’t a mere attempt.

[whirlybirbs]

the clone wars is literally meant for seven year olds calm down

have u…… watched the show???

[aquakris]

Girl Ethan has been making me wet ever since he posted that photo and now that gif of him tapping his thigh...The things I’d do for him

its horny girl hours huh? Yeah-