#christopher taub

[torchtour]

furry md or something

[cameronsheadband]

why do they look like four genres that accidentally formed a band and dropped the hottest album of the 2000’s

[cageandcope]

sometimes i feel like people who hate taub and not wilson have like underlying antisemitism, theure both jewish ones more conveniently attractive and ones less so, and taub has a lot more ethnically jewish features, and him being jewish is pointed out a lot more often than wilson, and besides that wilson is arguably one of the WORST characters (morally) in this entire show and no ones ready for that conversation, im sick of the arguement “well taubs a father” and hes there for the kids?? and “taubs entire personality is cheating” well i dont see him cheating with DYING patients💔💔

wilsons one of my favorite characters in the show but COME ON everyone in this fandom is a HYPOCRITE theres so many examples of hating one but not the other who did the same thing

[cranberrylimes]

thoughts?

[unaballerinascalza]

House, M.D. in 2024 headcanons

Pt. 1

House takes birdwatching seriously, although in amateur mode, equipped with binoculars, dad shorts and a wilson holding snacks bait for bird pics

Wilson is a Temu victim

House, in one way or another, verbally defeats Jake Paul

Cam and Thirteen get caught in Janitor's Closet™ 2.0 but in a very cute way where they're just standing there and kissing each other's noses. House makes gagging sounds after said discovery

Foreman has beef with [a dislike towards] peas since 5th grade

No one from the team can keep plants alive except for maybe Wilson (cue to 30 aloe vera types in his balcony or something)*. House, in theory, would be able to, but he would rather rot than have a healthy hobby

Chase genuinely considers creating his own shampoo brand

House and Kutner competitively play NYT Connections

Thirteen outlifts Foreman at the gym. She is smug. He is vexed.

Taub reads 50 shades of grey multiple times every year

Cameron almost got into a stevia pill selling pyramid scheme

Foreman is an android boi but with the rage of an average apple user

Cuddy has stolen House's whiteboard marker at least twice just to fuck with him

Thirteen sent House all 0.5x pics of Foreman after their breakup

Kutner has blown up the microwave in the break room

*we love a 420 joke

Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

[gloryrulz]

the judgement twins redraw

[fuckedupcowpoke]

me and my team in the locker room shortly before losing 492-6

[punkrtown]

draw taub and thirteen and kutner . right now . 🫵 /silly

OHGH… hlllo… this is kind of rushed and i haven’t drawn house md art in a bit 🫣 BUT I HOPE THEY R SILLY…