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@ciacowboy

[zeitloslebengone]

{ @ciacowboy ;;

              ⊰✙∬   “You, you, my dear seem clever enough, but at the same time, something tells me that the moment you open your mouth you will only disappoint.”

[whichmorgan]

@ciacowboy replied to your post: so this lady at my old job messaged me a few days...

i would have been petty enough to thumbs up right back omg but literally fuck that heaux.

honestly i should fucking ‘k’ her just to be a real bitch.

[trashpandarocket-blog]

‘’Yes, it sounds like a funny problem…but it’s actually not.’’

AVPS

“Well, it’s cold out there!” Freezing, really. But that’s what the spacesuit’s for. “I didn’t think you’d need to pee.”

That’s a big fat lie. The colder it is, the more often you have to take a piss. It’s called cold diuresis, and Rocket was sort of, possibly, secretly banking on it for a few good laughs in the next day cycle. 

Sorry, Fancyman. He'll make it up to you.

[perhiasane]

6 & 22 spill your salt.

               →SALTY ASK

    6: Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?

the only pairing that i can think of is possibly magnus & raphael, but that hasn’t even been a canon pairing & i’m pretty picky about who i would even do it with. but i see others do it & enjoy it sm omf. if we’re talking about canon ships that i onced hated? i still hate them ahahahaaaaaa.

     22: Popular character you hate?

oh fuck. i’m gonna get sm hate for this & just remember this doesn’t mean I HATE YOURS. i know several that i adore, but i can’t stand in the book, movie or show. jace. i’m not even sorry, but ---- yeaaaaah.

[dinahlanced]

@ciacowboy

sometimes the united states government asks you to step in, do a few things, because they know you’re capable and strong and can kick ass in the name of the bald eagle and the big mac. and sometimes it’s because you’re all of the above, you’ve ticked every box and then some, and because you’re blonde. she doesn’t mind, really, it breaks up the monotony.

he’s taller than she thought, even in the heels she’s wearing, he’s towering over her — but she is five foot four, but oliver was always fond of saying — though she be but little, she is fierce.  

the ritzy hotel bar is not a place she’s used to visiting in the evening, especially in this snug black dress that cost too much money, but she smiles at the bartender, and asks him for a white russian, with more cream than liqueur. 

if he’s the one they wanted her to make contact with, their agent, then he’d pick up on the code. if not, she’s got a nice drink to sip on while looking like someone on the prowl.

here’s to hoping no one notices the beretta pico strapped to her inner thigh.

[junestaahl]

                      ❝  you’ll be fertilizer , regardless .  ❞                tight smile causes ache of bones , bandage upon nose && black eyes telling the tale of woman out for BLOOD . fury within nimble digits as they shuffle papers , her attentions flickering towards other with the barest of arches of flaxen brow .              ❝  might as well have interesting stories for the dirt .  ❞

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[mercenarymouthpiece]

@ciacowboy

“Someone’s looking super today.”