Behold, Team Dumpsterfire, AKA, Renegade Unit Epsilon, as dubbed by Deepdene / Gold Diamond.
They’re a group of Gems who are known to show up whenever something stupid happens. Deepdene’s had her eye on them for a while, though she admits she has no idea who they are.
Torbernite / Toby - She’s a powerful Irradiated Torbernite who seldom speaks. She’s serious, aggressive, and has zero patience for tomfoolery. She’s never spoken of her past and doesn’t want to, but her training indicates her as someone with great military prowess. Her weapon is a warhead launcher; it’s not a Gem weapon, obviously, but a real-world weapon she stores in her gemstone, alongside a few hundred mini-nuke charges.
Cinnabar / Sally - He’s on the short side for a Cinnabarite, good-natured despite being a bit of a coward. Offends easily but is quick to forgive. Is the most joyful of the group, trying his hardest to keep his friends’ spirits up, often through humor. Has a distinctive accent; His weapon’s a boomerang so you can probably guess what kind of accent it is.
Chalcanthite / Charlie - She’s the leader of the group, focused and determined. Can be incredibly standoffish when first met, but warms to honest people quickly. Has a good sense of right and wrong, though often struggles with moral choices. Is surprisingly tactical in combat, and uses her tiny size to her advantage. Her weapon is an arcuballista, a type of crossbow that can crystallize its targets with inert chalchanthite crystals, or deliver a nasty electric zap.
Wilson - Wilson is Charlie’s pet duck, found abandoned on an old Circinian Kindergarten world. Wilson has a gemstone embedded on his chest, making it obvious he’s actually an unfinished Circinian Gem that’s trapped in a default basic form, but Charlie has no idea what kind of Gem he is. Small and flappy, completely harmless.
Asbestos / Abbie - A very unpredictable Gem. She appears to be some sort of pseudo-cluster, and breaks apart into six moths whenever her form is disrupted. Despite that, she seems fairly coherent. As her gemstone is inside her throat in place of her vocal cords, she cannot speak, and she relies on a modified version of sign language to communicate. Her weapon is her wings, and she can whip up a raging storm of glass dust to blind her opponents.
You can interact with them via Ask if you wish to ask them about who they are, or what their galaxy is like. They’re all pretty chill, and on the clueless side.