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Imagine kissing Sierra’s trashy ass just because she is better at hiding her shittery than Arzaylea, who is free of Modest’s clutches, is in a happy relationship with another girl, and is far, far away from Muke

#cishetshits #lukass

do i gotta pull up all my receipts that point to Crystal being a PR manager and so is Sierra or are the idiots just gonna fuck off themselves?

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It’s disgusting how Crystal doesn’t take Michael’s anxiety into consideration. Isn’t she supposed to have been dating Michael for two years--oh wait.

#cishetshits #poor michael #pr stunts

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5SOS have been in stunts as long as they've been discovered by Louis. (Or that's what we believe.)

Modest gives 0 shits about the artists' actual sexuality and just cishet paints them. Harry Styles had like 7, 8 beards.

Michael had that chick who was 28 when he was 16. Harry had Caroline (33) when he was 16.

Michael has Crystal (32) when he's 22. Crystal is probably in the point of her miserable life where she wants kids. Michael's career is blooming. It makes no damn sense such age gap is considered normal, but who knows how Modest thinks.

Now, Sierra is almost 30, got her long-dead career kickstarted from hanging out with Luke.

Both Crystal and Sierra have their degree in PR.

In conclusion, Modest sets their clients with obvious stunts.

#5sos #cishetshits #mystal is fake #lierra is fake #muke is so fucking living