#class be like

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People : how's your school experience ?

My brain : 𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵

Me : ...manageable.

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Things my friends say as things you shouldn’t do on the job.

Fireman: My dad bought the old fire truck once and I started spraying the employees with it.

Zookeeper: Once my cat started meowing at like 2:00, so I kicked him off the bed. I think he was doing a mating call.

Teacher: I love it when last names are misspelled, it looks so much better.

Safety manager: Are you bleeding or dying? Neither? Great! What the fuck do you want?

Janitor: My grandfather calls me crasse my whole life, which basically means piece of filth.

Flight Attendant: Once the whole airport staff believed my cousins were going to bomb the airport.

News Anchor: Joy to the world and fuck anyone who still watched the news. It is 2020.

Sales Woman: It works like shit, so no. I don’t recommend it.

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School: Our mission is for each student to reach their full potential and assure them a motivational education and pride.

Class time:

Da Dudette: the ninja turtles are my boyfriends.

Scuba Dave: (Pretends to swim on the chair)

Lil Frenchy: That’s what she said.

Hacker Kid: Do you even know what that means?

Hunter jr: Once I was in a shack with 2 old guys and like 5 toddlers.

Wild Wendy: Prorceline dolls are technically the toilets cousins.

Innocent Isabelle: Part of my daily routine is wondering why we are friends.

Fashionista: OMG, OMG GUYS! Jeffery Star just posted.

Anime Kid: (plans his next Anime TikTok)

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Hunter jr: Evrybody in?

Lil Frenchy: That’s wh-

Wild Wendy: Don’t you fuckin’ say it, short ass.

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American History in the an Education Classroom

Professor: America was founded on the ideas of Protests! The Boston Tea Party was we’re not gonna pay your stupid tax, and we’re gonna throw your tea in the harbor to prove it! Do you get what I’m saying?

Three History concentrations: Yeah!

Everybody Else: Ummm...... *silence*

[merrychrithmas]

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