Stuff People Say

Things that are said to me or other people just by showing up to school in the middle of basically nowhere.

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Wild Wendy: I don’t care if it’s my dad’s funeral, if your ringtone is Stayin’ Alive by the Beegees i have nothing but respect for you.

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Teacher: I’m glad you said that because I know you can come up with worse.

Wild Wendy: I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or if I should feel offended

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Hipster kid: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!

Everyone: Spongebob Squarepants!!

Hipster kid: Patrick Swayze, bitch!

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Wild Wendy: (Sings Rasputin)

Teacher: God, that’s songs gonna be stuck in my head for the next week!

Fashionista: Ew, that song sounds weird.

Literally 3 months later:

Fashionista: (blasts Rasputin) This is the best song ever.

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During Gym

Hunter Kid: Yeah, PUMPKIN POWER!!

BallFoot: (kicks the ball out the field)

Hunter Kid: Wow, I did not expect that to work.

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Teacher: They said casinos might close down.

Wild Wendy: Oh Fuck, My grandpa is going to be pissed.

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During lunch hour:

Scubadave: farts

The class:

Teacher: 😠

Scubadave: (looks behind him) Santa Clause!

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bohemian rhapsody + iconic quotes

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Gym teacher: When someone kicks the ball you need to at least try and move.

Wild Wendy: I have trust issues, okay?

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Teacher: okay, let’s look at the board and listen!

Scuba Dave: (proceeds to stable his pants to his socks)

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Teacher: (smiling brightly) I have annoncement!

Hyper Blondie: (points at the teacher) YOU'RE GETTING A DIVORSE!

Teacher: (With concerned eyes) Eh, no..........

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Hunter jr: Evrybody in?

Lil Frenchy: That’s wh-

Wild Wendy: Don’t you fuckin’ say it, short ass.

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Not usually my still but CATS IN A PUMPKIN!!! THIS. IS. ASORABLE!!!

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Aunt (youngest) : We can’t get that! He dosen’t like that kind of stuff.

Dad (oldest): Well, he dosen’t like kids and he had 6 of us.

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PE teacher: Alright, where gonna do soccer today.

Scubadave: proceeds to flip on a mattress landing on his back.

The class:

PE teacher:

Wild Wendy: No one was expecting that, really?

True story

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Teacher: hands over tests

Hacker kid: (freaks out a little)

Hacker kid: oh, wait I don’t care about science.

Teacher: 😮

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Teacher: shows the human evolution from monkeys to people.

Hipster: Hey! That looks like my dad!