#classic dave

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

.....I can’t believe Ben Schwartz had a cameo in Close Enough, despite not even being voiced by him.

[mullet-enthusiast]

during this rehearsal david said:

i will be performing bastard activities

(part 2)

[toomanythoughtsinmyphone]

I love how dark it was.

[terpsichoreed]

My dad had a minor surgery today. One of the machine technicians made small talk about what Dad does for a living. Being Dave, he let slip that he's now a full time bum musician. The gal asks who his favorite local bass player is... Dad said the guy's name and the tech goes, "That's my husband."

[dangerkeith3000x]

Classic Dave...

[terpsichoreed]

3 AM. My dumbass is asleep when suddenly... BZZZ. Fly in ear. Fucking angry as Hell. I go to the guest bedroom. I didn't turn on any lights, I just waltzed in using my phone flash light and crawled into bed. And as I'm staring at the wall waiting for sleep to come, I see this silhouette in the window. After a moment of sheer terror, I remembered that we have a giant cardboard Roy Rogers cutout (with guns brandished and everything). Trying to imagine tomorrow's conversation at breakfast:

"Dave, we need to talk about Roy. He scared the shit outta me last night."

[terpsichoreed]

My dad put a picture of Honey destroying her Trump toy and it got 70 likes on Facebook

[terpsichoreed]

Somebody, who shall remain nameless, Dave, contaminated the butter. I am home for five minutes and already the butter is contaminated with idfk what. This is why we can’t have nice things, Dave! Clean off your knife before getting butter.