#classroom adventures

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*making similes about our favourite things in English class*

Me:so what's something you like?

Loud Boy:Pokemon!

Helpful Girl:Puppies!

Smiley Girl:...

Me:so you like *checks her worksheet*

Me:...

Me:knives?

Smiley Girl: *demonic grin*

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Arkansas is just inverse Kansas

Thermo class

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Sir Isaac Newton, the F=ma god.

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These three formulas are really simple and I'm not giving you a crib sheet for them. If you can deal with all the social media sites and all the different OSs and all the other junk about your lives you remember, don't give me your can't remember these

Def bods professor

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Conservative forces

Professor: name a conservative force

Student: the Republican party

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Mass destroying airplane

Professor: so everyone can agree that mass is neither created or destroyed?

Class: in most cases.

Professor: when isn't it?

Class: nuclear reactions.

Professor: well since the atomic age we have known that energy and mass can be interchanged that's how the universe came to be. However that's not how airplanes fly

Class: YET!

Professor: well currently turbojets just have air go on then lots of fire and burning but no mass is created or destroyed no matter how hot you get it. So with that caveat can everyone agree for right now we can assume conservation of mass for airplanes?

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Benefits of supersonic submariners, they can't be detected by sonar

[xurkitree]

This dude next to me keeps sighing really loudly and it's making me nervous