#clatd

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Who needs ghosts? Haunt your own house! Wander around your own living room wailing and crying.

— Genevieve, probably

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genevieve: wait, you read my diary? that stuff’s personal!

nathaniel: look, in my defense, i didn’t realize that it was your diary at first. i just thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

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Some Guy™, holding genevieve hostage: ten grand and we'll give her back!

gen: you think i'm only worth ten grand?!

Some Guy: …what?

gen, taking the megaphone: make it fifty!

edelya, from a distance: SHUT UP GEN

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nathaniel: are you checking out my ass?!

genevieve: no.

nate: why aren't you??

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the car slapping as promised (image desc under the cut)

[image id: meme format of the car salesman showing off a car to a prospective customer. the salesman, labeled “gracie, completely unremorseful,” stands next to a customer labeled “us foolish peasants.” the salesman points at a car labeled “literally any choongverse mc,” saying, “*slaps car* this bad boy can fit so much trauma in it!” end id]

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I can't deny any more that I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems just slightly more far-fetched.

— Nathaniel, probably

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You don’t want me. I am full of scotch and bitterness and impure thoughts.

— Nathaniel, probably

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It’s time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future!

— Genevieve, probably