#tloau

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I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, I didn’t sign up for this shit.

— Adelina, probably

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adelina: you can never lose an argument if you say "shut up, nerd" at the end.

ray: yes, you can?!

adelina: shut up, nerd.

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adelina: if i was sick, could i do THIS?

ray:

adelina:

ray: what are you doing?

adelina, lying completely still: cartwheels. am i not doing them?

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ray: i think i might be in love with dominic! do you think there's a chance he returns my feelings?

adelina:

adelina: [slaps ray]

ray: i see.

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[while on a spy mission]

adelina: i'm bored. do you want to play a game?

dominic: sure. i spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the hell up.

adelina: is it me?

dominic: it's always you

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dominic: what are you holding?

ray, struggling to hold a fishbowl: uhm. once i think you mentioned… you like goldfish?

dominic:

dominic, tearing up from sheer affection: the crackers, ray

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dominic: being gay isn't a choice

dominic, raising ray's hand: it's a game and i'm winning! HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOYFRIEND-

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adelina: an outsider might be tempted to say that it sucks to be me, but that’s a common mistake.

adelina: it’s AWESOME being me! what sucks is everything AROUND me!