#clean burn

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“i want a baby” rarepair? part 2

Cathy:I want a baby.

Adriana:With who?

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Jan:I want a baby.

Daniel:

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Jenny:Sweetheart.... I want a baby.

Fiora:I promise you, we can have as many babies as you want. I can’t even imagine the amount of pure happiness that’ll overwhelm me after seeing our kids... You’re the woman of my dreams, and I know you’ll be a wonderful mother. I love you so much.

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Nadine:I want a baby.

Rozzi:Eat shit, I’m not letting you put a demon inside you.

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(The characters are in group therapy, and Cathy gets the talking stick.)

Cathy:So over the past month, things took a turn of sorts.

Cathy:As you know, I got a fire pit for Adriana for her birthday. It was fairly normal for a good week, she’d disappear for a few hours then come back with burnt sweet potatoes.

Cathy:But Mai got her a small power saw, on her request, and Adriana started to steal dead trees that were close to being thrown away so she could bring them back to burn them.

Cathy:She invited me to a long walk, but it was so we could get the sticks she saw next door. And she got a hatchet, which was concerning considering Jackie’s thing, but we did enable her.

Nadja:Do you plan on stopping her?

Cathy:Not really. It’s far healthier than burning down buildings, and the opportunities to eat guilt-free s’mores in our house has increased a lot since then.

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Adriana:You know what the coolest thing to say while walking away from an explosion is?

Cathy: “I blew up your house, teehee”?

Adriana:

Adriana:.....now I’m embarassed to say.

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Cathy:Stop saying "I Wish" and start saying "I Will".

Adriana:I will anyone loved me.

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Cathy:(examining) Open up please.

Adriana:Sometimes i get sad-

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Adriana:Jackie would throw herself in front of a car for me!

Cathy:Not really, but Jackie would also throw herself in front of a car for fun.

Adriana:No, she’d throw someone else  if it were for fun.

Cathy:And who would she throw?

Adriana:....me, probably. I get it now.

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Cathy:Your blood sugar levels have dipped dangerously low.

Adriana:Speak English, Cathy! English!

Cathy:(in an english accent) Your blood sugar levels have dipped frightfully low.

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Cathy:Did you know that most laughs you hear on TV shows today were recorded in the 1950s? That means, technically, you're most likely hearing dead people laughing.

Adriana:This may be a pretty interesting fact for most people, but I can always hear dead people laughing!

Cathy:What, exactly, does that mean??