#janblacksurvival

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Jan:We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge... like, I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons, none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot.

Emma:That’s called mutual combat laws! Check your state and city laws, it might be legal.

Jan:This looks really dire.

Lenox:PvP areas.

Camilo:Why does the map look like it was made by a bee??

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Jan:Why do people make deodorant slogans say things like, “the ladies love it”, or “to be a true man”?

Jan:Rexona Men, to make your armpits smell nice.

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Jan:Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Daniel:You must be good at chess then?

Jan:No, I've never played chess.

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Arda:A lobster’s nervous system is so similar to humans, that human antidepressants work on lobsters.

Nadine:....not sure I like knowing that lobsters can get depressed.

Jan:Aren’t almost all animals able to get depressed?

Arda:Yep. Fruit flies get drunk to deal with it, and cockroaches malnourish themselves.

Nadine: I don’t think I like this new knowledge.

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(introducing themselves as the judges in a baking competition)

Jan:Hi, I’m Jan Rjikaard, and chocolate makes me thirsty.

Rozzi:....thirsty for what?

Jan: Water.

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Jan:Have you ever been arrested?

Daniel:Yes.

Jan: I was going to say 'because it's illegal to be this handsome', but now I'm curious.

Daniel:Aggravated assault.

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“i want a baby” rarepair? part 2

Cathy:I want a baby.

Adriana:With who?

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Jan:I want a baby.

Daniel:

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Jenny:Sweetheart.... I want a baby.

Fiora:I promise you, we can have as many babies as you want. I can’t even imagine the amount of pure happiness that’ll overwhelm me after seeing our kids... You’re the woman of my dreams, and I know you’ll be a wonderful mother. I love you so much.

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Nadine:I want a baby.

Rozzi:Eat shit, I’m not letting you put a demon inside you.