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Diana: Oh no.

Zoe: Oh no.

Jake: Oh no.

Clement, smashing through a wall: Oh yeah!

Zoe: Ah-hah! I’m in! I’ve hacked your network!

Clement: Aren’t you the one who set up the network?

Diana: Yeah, remember? We didn’t let her eat until Netflix worked.

Napoleon: *leaves*

Jake: But, who's gonna remind me to breathe when I'm out of the ground?!

Diana: How am I suppose to make EDGY ART without an authority figure to REBEL AGAINST?!

Clement: Who’s gonna threaten us into submission?

Zoe: … My time has come…

Clement: Zoe.

Zoe: Clement.

Jake: Jake.

Zoe: Okay, you just said your own name.

Jake: It was the only one left.

Stella: If your hair covers your boobs, you have mermaid hair, and you are a mermaid. I don't make the rules.

Clement: As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused for about ten seconds.

Jake: You are a mermaid, Clement.

Clement: The human daily caloric requirement is 1,500 to 2,500 depending on the person.

Clement: 1 gallon of gasoline contains enough calories to satisfy that requirement for 12,400 to 20,600 days, or about 34 to 56.5 years.

Clement: Therefore, if I chug a gallon of gasoline, I won't need to eat for the rest of my life.

Zoe: ...

Zoe: Strictly speaking, you're absolutely correct.

Clement: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Jake: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Clement: Not when you're playing with Zoe, it's not. She use words like "iridium". And I put "pig".

Hey, cut the music, cut the music. Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted and now my sock is wet. Who the fuck wanna die?

Clement

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