Dec 24, 2018
Jake: Don't forget to lift with your legs.
Diana: I know how to lift, jackass. I've been carrying this team the entire time.
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Jake: Don't forget to lift with your legs.
Diana: I know how to lift, jackass. I've been carrying this team the entire time.
I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.
Jake
Jake, lips completely silver: I wanted silver M&Ms, but they don’t make those so I spray painted regular ones.
Jonathan: Well you can’t eat them, they’re poison now.
Jake, panicked: … Well yeah, obviously.
Stella: Go throw up.
Jake: but I didn’t ea-
Stella: Go throw up.
Jake: okay…
Diana: Oh no.
Zoe: Oh no.
Jake: Oh no.
Clement, smashing through a wall: Oh yeah!
Jake: The Xada Queen, my arch nemesis.
Raymond: I thought I was your arch nemesis.
Jake: I have a life outside of you, Millar.
Napoleon: You don’t really want to hear about me. We’re talking ancient history, probably before you were born. History bores kids. Proven fact.
Jake: Yeah? Well, old people love to talk about history. Proven fact.
Sorry if I’m being aggressive right now, it’s just, being dead is really pissing me off.
Jake
Napoleon: *leaves*
Jake: But, who's gonna remind me to breathe when I'm out of the ground?!
Diana: How am I suppose to make EDGY ART without an authority figure to REBEL AGAINST?!
Clement: Who’s gonna threaten us into submission?
Zoe: … My time has come…